From the so-true-it-hurts category: “Author Francine Massey told reporters that she does her absolute best for everyone who comes out to see her, whether it’s just three people or a much larger crowd of nine people.”
Back when I would have Nova Express issue release parties at Adventures in Crime & Space, there were times when three people would have been an improvement…
(Hat tip: SF Signal)
Tags: Book Signings, Books, The Onion, writing