Posts Tagged ‘funny’

LANDBOAT!

Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

Or should I say, L.A.N.D.B.O.A.T. Imagine someone entering the Bulwer Lytton contest trying to win the Men’s Adventure category, but instead of a single sentence, you get an entire chapter.

Grid sat backwards on the bike, slinging Lily onto the seat in front of him like a sack of hamburger meat. Brick grimaced. He knew she was a prime cut of USDA Choice Angus steak. He wanted to put her in his mouth and taste her juices. But the steak would have to be for desert, because the main course was revenge. And that meal was about to be served. Cold. Like a chef salad or some other cold entrée.

It’s pretty much all like that. It comes from Blood & Tacos, a site that celebrates Men’s Adventure.

(Hat tip: Karl Rehn.)

Real Norwegian Satanic Metal Band, or Amazing Parody of Same?

Monday, April 15th, 2013

Sometimes the line between the genuine article and inspired parody is so thin as to be non-existent. Here’s The Black Satans with “The Satan of Hell.”

Nothing says “Dangerous Minions of Hell” quite like tossing snowballs, or banging a tree with a stick. But I bet if they tried harder, they could work in a few more Satans…

The Nightmare Before St. Patricks Day

Sunday, March 17th, 2013

Just as a blind squirrel occasionally finds an acorn, so to does College Humor occasionally produce something that’s actually funny. “The Nightmare Before St. Patrick’s Day” is one of those time.

The Sound of Cylons

Saturday, October 13th, 2012

The only reason this isn’t perfect is that no one has the pure upper tenor Art Garfunkel has. But right now it’s only a 360 hits. By the end of the month I bet it’s over a million.

More Poking Holes in Prometheus

Sunday, June 24th, 2012

If the review Howard and I did of Prometheus wasn’t enough to warn you away, here’s a spoiler-filled and NSFW list of all the questions regarding various plot idiocies in the movie, some we covered, some we haven’t. ENjoy!

It Didn’t Take Sherlock Holmes to Crack This Case

Friday, September 30th, 2011

This Case of the Overturned Garbage Can, that is.

Another Top 100 Movie Comedy List

Saturday, September 24th, 2011

Via Bill Crider comes yet another Top 100 Movie Comedies list. There is much to quibble with on this list (Brazil is way too low, Annie Hall is way too high, too few silent films and Eeling Comedies, Hot Fuzz should be higher, etc.), but given that it kicks the ass of that wretched College Humor list, I’m inclined to cut it some slack.

And they got #1 right.

Bad Logo Design

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

I missed this Cracked cartoon on Bad Logo Design when it came out earlier this year, but I’m posting it now because I can’t stop cracking up at Nazi Jim’s Panzerotti. (Some NSFW language.)

In other news, I’m still recovering from Armadillocon and various other personal upheavals, so blogging may be light until I manage to get a few ducks marching in the right direction…

Behold the Car of Tomorrow!

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011

Keeping with our previous automotive theme, here’s yesterday’s look at the car of tomorrow:

Although some might find this video’s view of the fairer sex just a wee bit antiquated…

New Frontiers in Auto Accessories

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

I don’t think this option was available the last time I went shopping for a new car: