It would be remiss of me not to share this…
Premiering on SyFy August 6.
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Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Trailer
Saturday, July 29th, 2017Sharknado 5 Gets a Title
Thursday, June 1st, 2017Our long wait is now over: Sharknado 5 now has it’s official subtitle: Global Swarming.
Tagline: Make America Bait Again.
More:
Alongside the announcement of the movie’s official title, the network revealed Sharknado 5’s list of cameos, which include Tony Hawk, Olivia Newton-John, Chloe Lattanzi, Fabio, Clay Aiken, Bret Michaels, Charo, Gilbert Gottfried, Margaret Cho, Al Roker, Kathie Lee Gifford, Hoda Kotb, Greg Louganis, Tom Daley, Gus Kenworthy, Jeff Rossen, Porsha Williams, Tiffany “New York” Pollard, Chris Kattan, Cat Greenleaf, Ross Mullan and Dan Fogler.
Finally, something to bring our divided nation together!
(Hat tip: Bill Crider.)
Holy Fark: They’re Making a TV Series of Candle Cove
Tuesday, October 11th, 2016That was my reaction upon reading this.
In fact, making is probably the wrong word, since it evidently premiered on SyFy tonight. (I’ve been busy.)
If you hadn’t heard of it before, it’s a Creepy Pasta about a obscure kid’s TV marionette show, except most kid’s shows don’t have characters like “The Skintaker.” And naturally, kid’s remember how creepy it was, but parents only remember them watching static.
Here’s a trailer:
And here’s someone’s interpretation of the imaginary show’s imaginary theme music:
Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda
Sunday, June 22nd, 2014The auteurs of The Asylum are Roger Cormen is at it again. Are you ready for Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda?
Coming August 2nd to (of course) The SyFy Channel.
At this point I’m thinking I ought to file a trademark for my Slothacconda idea…
My Interview With The Writer of Mega Shark Vs. Mecha Shark
Friday, January 3rd, 2014Knowing of my keen interest in The Asylum’s work in the shark genre in general, and the forthcoming Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark in specific, SF Signal’s John DeNardo arranged for me to interview the writer of that film, Jose Prendes.
Now the interview has been published. Not only did Prendes write Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark, he also wrote the novel (I kid you not) Sharcano.
For some unfathomable reason, Amazon doesn’t seem to have it for pre-prder yet, but you can find more information from the publisher here. There’s also a Facebook page.
Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark
Friday, December 6th, 2013Thanks to the keen eye of SF Signal’s John DeNardo, we have word that the auteurs at The Asylum or offering their homage to Terror of MechaGodzilla: Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark.
It looks like pretty much everything we’ve come to expect from The Asylum…
Sharknado 2: The Sharknadoing
Wednesday, July 17th, 2013Our short national nightmare is finally over! (Or, alternately, continues.)
There will be a sequel to Sharknado.
Set in New York City.
Since John DeNardo at SF Signal has dubbed me “The Official Sharknado News Source,” I feel that I would be remiss in not mentioning it.
I’m going to go ahead and predict right now that it will feature one scene with an enraged Alec Baldwin pummeling a shark to death with his fists.
Oh, they also want Johnny Depp to star in it. Good luck with that…
Interview with the Writer of Sharknado
Thursday, July 11th, 2013Three posts in two days about Sharknado? Is this ultra-crappy SyFy monster movie really worth that much attention?
Yes. Yes it is.
But more importantly, this interview with the writer of Sharknado is all kinds of awesome.
Especially this:
“As anyone would expect, the tornadoes suck up thousands of sharks. This all just seems like common sense to me.”
And this:
“If you were a shark and you found yourself flying through the air, wouldn’t you keep biting? I think you’d be pretty pissed about being plucked out of your nice familiar ocean where you’re king of the predators, and you’d probably take it out on whoever got in your way. Honestly, I don’t understand why people are so perplexed by this concept. The logic is undeniable.”
Try to work “the logic is undeniable” into your next conversation.
Oh, the writer, Thunder Levin (his real name) is also responsible for Atlantic Rim. Really, the dogged dedication behind their work has to elevate the crew at The Asylum from “shameless Z-grade movie ripoff artists” to “Sublime ongoing performance art project”…
Inside The Asylum
Thursday, July 11th, 2013It takes a very special kind of company to make a film like Sharknado. And The Asylum is that company.
Some tidbits:
“At Syfy, Lando follows a strict formula for its movies of the week: an eight-act plot structure, laced with kills every seven minutes, plus a plot recap disguised as dialogue an hour into the feature to brief viewers who are just tuning in.”
On its blog, the company instructs fans to add its titles to their Netflix queues to gin up the perception of “public demand” for the movie, and they couldn’t care less whether that demand translates into actual viewings. “This isn’t about trying to get you to watch our movie,” they wrote. “This is about gaming the system. This is about taking a stand. Against math.”
Sharknado Premieres Tomorrow (Plus: Longer Trailer)
Wednesday, July 10th, 2013Alas, lacking cable, I won’t be able to watch it in all its glory. But I do hope the ratings top the final episode of American Idol.
Here’s a longer trailer:
It really does look like everything I long for in a movie called Sharknado.