{"id":10475,"date":"2013-04-25T20:00:37","date_gmt":"2013-04-26T01:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=10475"},"modified":"2013-04-25T20:01:55","modified_gmt":"2013-04-26T01:01:55","slug":"the-infowars-dating-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=10475","title":{"rendered":"The Infowars Dating Service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/planet.infowars.com\/groups\/dating-freedom-lovers\/\">No, really.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>But what I want to know is: How can you be <i>absolutely sure<\/i> that they won&#8217;t set you up with a Reptoid?<\/p>\n<p>(Hat tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sportsfirings.com\/\">Dwight.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, really. But what I want to know is: How can you be absolutely sure that they won&#8217;t set you up with a Reptoid? (Hat tip: Dwight.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[154],"tags":[418,417,1602,426,419],"class_list":["post-10475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weird","tag-alex-jones","tag-conspiracy-theories","tag-dating","tag-infowars","tag-reptoids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10475"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10490,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10475\/revisions\/10490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}