{"id":11554,"date":"2013-10-04T07:27:28","date_gmt":"2013-10-04T12:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=11554"},"modified":"2014-01-01T00:46:12","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T06:46:12","slug":"halloween-scares-uninvited-guests","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=11554","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Scares: Uninvited Guests"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, remember <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=49\">the spider-man of Denver<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>In 2008 in Japan, a man found that a homeless woman had been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/newstopics\/howaboutthat\/2054057\/Homeless-woman-comes-out-of-closet.html\">living in his home for almost a year<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Given she was Japanese, I assume she was a very polite, quiet creepy visitor living in his home. <\/p>\n<p>Hey, how much crawlspace do you think there is in your home?<\/p>\n<p>And now, a completely unrelated image:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images3.wikia.nocookie.net\/__cb20130228054940\/creepypasta\/images\/c\/cb\/Under_The_Bed.png\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, remember the spider-man of Denver? In 2008 in Japan, a man found that a homeless woman had been living in his home for almost a year. Given she was Japanese, I assume she was a very polite, quiet creepy visitor living in his home. Hey, how much crawlspace do you think there is in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":7,"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,154],"tags":[26,291,697,1984],"class_list":["post-11554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pics","category-weird","tag-halloween","tag-pic","tag-scary","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11554"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12111,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11554\/revisions\/12111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}