{"id":13640,"date":"2015-03-26T09:29:21","date_gmt":"2015-03-26T14:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=13640"},"modified":"2015-03-26T09:29:21","modified_gmt":"2015-03-26T14:29:21","slug":"behold-the-wonder-that-is-banglar-king-kong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=13640","title":{"rendered":"Behold the Wonder That is Banglar King Kong!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you ever say to yourself &#8220;You know what <b>King Kong<\/b> needs? Worse special effects, slapstick humor, stock footage, and singing!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then <b>Banglar King Kong<\/b> is for you! <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_c8yrdi__sQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>High points: <\/p>\n<li>A Kong whose fingers seem incapable of flexing.\n<li>Soldiers that don&#8217;t know how to hold rifles facing off against savage tribesmen who don&#8217;t know how to hold spears.\n<li>Kong tearing apart a city that&#8217;s obviously made of cardboard boxes.\n<li>A Bangladeshi Fay Wray who Kong must have kept extremely well-fed during her captivity.\n<li>Digital fire that has to be seen to not be believed.\n<\/li>\n<p>In short, it makes every previous version of <b>King Kong<\/b> (including the Dino De Laurentiis version) look great by comparison&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you ever say to yourself &#8220;You know what King Kong needs? Worse special effects, slapstick humor, stock footage, and singing!&#8221; Then Banglar King Kong is for you! High points: A Kong whose fingers seem incapable of flexing. Soldiers that don&#8217;t know how to hold rifles facing off against savage tribesmen who don&#8217;t know how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":4,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,12],"tags":[15,1677,1975,1974],"class_list":["post-13640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-video","tag-bad-movies","tag-king-kong","tag-movies","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13640"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13645,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13640\/revisions\/13645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}