{"id":13992,"date":"2015-07-05T17:04:34","date_gmt":"2015-07-05T22:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=13992"},"modified":"2015-07-05T17:04:34","modified_gmt":"2015-07-05T22:04:34","slug":"important-safety-tip-dont-try-to-launch-a-mortar-off-your-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=13992","title":{"rendered":"Important Safety Tip: Don&#8217;t Try To Launch a Mortar Off Your Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/2015\/07\/maine-man-tries-to-launch-fireworks-off-top-of-his-head-dies-instantly\/\">Because it might explode and you will die.<\/a> Like some idiot in Maine.<\/p>\n<p>Shockingly enough, alcohol was involved&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because it might explode and you will die. Like some idiot in Maine. Shockingly enough, alcohol was involved&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":4,"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[1980,1937,178,1511],"class_list":["post-13992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clueless-dorks","tag-clueless-dorks","tag-darwin-award","tag-fireworks","tag-moron"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13992"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13998,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13992\/revisions\/13998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}