{"id":15689,"date":"2016-10-11T22:18:57","date_gmt":"2016-10-12T03:18:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=15689"},"modified":"2016-10-31T18:49:04","modified_gmt":"2016-10-31T23:49:04","slug":"holy-fark-theyre-making-a-tv-series-of-candle-cove","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=15689","title":{"rendered":"Holy Fark: They&#8217;re Making a TV Series of Candle Cove"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That was my reaction <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bleedingcool.com\/2016\/10\/03\/see-something-behind-teasers-channel-zero-candle-cove\/\">upon reading this<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>In fact, <i>making<\/i> is probably the wrong word, since it evidently premiered on SyFy tonight. (I&#8217;ve been busy.)<\/p>\n<p>If you hadn&#8217;t heard of it before, it&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/creepypasta.wikia.com\/wiki\/Candle_Cove\">Creepy Pasta<\/a> about a obscure kid&#8217;s TV marionette show, except most kid&#8217;s shows don&#8217;t have characters like &#8220;The Skintaker.&#8221; And naturally, kid&#8217;s remember how creepy it was, but parents only remember them watching static.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a trailer:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/z0t9pCnRW4o\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s someone&#8217;s interpretation of the imaginary show&#8217;s imaginary theme music:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PIIAyM4H1UE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That was my reaction upon reading this. In fact, making is probably the wrong word, since it evidently premiered on SyFy tonight. (I&#8217;ve been busy.) If you hadn&#8217;t heard of it before, it&#8217;s a Creepy Pasta about a obscure kid&#8217;s TV marionette show, except most kid&#8217;s shows don&#8217;t have characters like &#8220;The Skintaker.&#8221; And naturally, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":1,"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,474,12],"tags":[2151,1794,26,1979,1605,1987,1974],"class_list":["post-15689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horror","category-tv","category-video","tag-candle-cove","tag-creepypasta","tag-halloween","tag-horror","tag-syfy-channel","tag-tv","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15689"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15731,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15689\/revisions\/15731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}