{"id":4566,"date":"2011-04-16T10:52:14","date_gmt":"2011-04-16T15:52:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=4566"},"modified":"2011-04-20T09:44:56","modified_gmt":"2011-04-20T14:44:56","slug":"the-onion-on-book-signings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/?p=4566","title":{"rendered":"The Onion on Book Signings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the so-true-it-hurts category: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/author-promoting-book-gives-it-her-all-whether-its,19985\/\">&#8220;Author Francine Massey told reporters that she does her absolute best for everyone who comes out to see her, whether it&#8217;s just three people or a much larger crowd of nine people.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Back when I would have <a href=\"http:\/\/home.roadrunner.com\/~lperson1\/nova.html\"><b>Nova Express<\/b><\/a> issue release parties at Adventures in Crime &#038; Space, there were times when three people would have been an improvement&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(Hat tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfsignal.com\/archives\/2011\/04\/sf-tidbits-for-41611\/\">SF Signal<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the so-true-it-hurts category: &#8220;Author Francine Massey told reporters that she does her absolute best for everyone who comes out to see her, whether it&#8217;s just three people or a much larger crowd of nine people.&#8221; Back when I would have Nova Express issue release parties at Adventures in Crime &#038; Space, there were times [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":4,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[278,1973,562,117],"class_list":["post-4566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","tag-book-signings","tag-books","tag-the-onion","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4566"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4575,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4566\/revisions\/4575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lawrenceperson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}