Posts Tagged ‘scary’

Fark Annual Scary Story Thread

Thursday, October 30th, 2014

Tomorrow is Halloween, which means it’s time for the annual Fark Scary Story Thread. And after some eight years of submitting links for this thread, this one finally get’s greenlit!

Here are the links to threads from previous years:

  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • While you’re here, feel free to check out some of my other freaky/creepy/scary/silly Halloween posts.

    Creepy Online GIFs and Their Origins: The Thing In the Bed

    Friday, October 18th, 2013

    Another post for the Halloween season.

    I’ve always thought this was one of your creepier online GIFs:

    And actually, it’s from a very short horror film called “Bedfellows,” available online:

    The guy’s evidently done a whole series of them.

    Sweet dreams…

    Halloween Scares: Uninvited Guests

    Friday, October 4th, 2013

    Hey, remember the spider-man of Denver?

    In 2008 in Japan, a man found that a homeless woman had been living in his home for almost a year.

    Given she was Japanese, I assume she was a very polite, quiet creepy visitor living in his home.

    Hey, how much crawlspace do you think there is in your home?

    And now, a completely unrelated image:

    The Annual Fark Scary Story Thread: 2012 Edition

    Wednesday, October 31st, 2012

    The annual Fark Scary Story Thread is up. The perfect thing to read while waiting for trick or treaters to come…in the dark…

    And here are the previous Scary Story Threads:

  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • Halloween Videos: Freaky the Scary Snowman

    Thursday, October 4th, 2012

    With the Halloween season upon us, I thought I’d start sharing some seasonal videos. Here’s one of an amusingly scary prank snowman, even though it won’t be cold enough for snow in Austin for a few months (if then).

    Scary Bunnies: Missed a Couple

    Monday, November 7th, 2011

    When I did my my scary bunny roundup, I managed to miss these gems from this Ghost Theory page on creepy old photos:

    Other creepy images on that page include this jolly old Santa Claus who only wants to EAT YOUR SOUL:

    On the other hand, I call Shenanigans on this one:

    And this one (too large to embed) looks like an album cover shoot.

    The Annual Fark Scary Story Thread

    Sunday, October 30th, 2011

    Once of the great things about Halloween is the annual Fark Scary Story thread, which is now up for this year. Here are links to the last seven years of Scary Story threads:

  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • And now some gratuitous cheesecake pictures of Sybil Danning:

    Let’s face it: Sybil Danning looks really good holding a gun…

    Halloween Scares: Black Eyed Kids

    Wednesday, October 26th, 2011

    So, vampires are so last year, and scary bunnies and goatmen don’t do it for you? Are you looking for a new urban legend to unnecessarily scare yourself silly with for the Halloween season?

    How about Black Eyed Kids?

    No, it’s not The Black Eyed Peas: The Next Generation (which would, let’s face it, be scary enough on its own). It’s kids/teenagers with all black eyes, with no iris or whites, asking to be let into your car or house, and whose mere presence instantly fills you with terror and dread.

    However, unlike most creepy pasta and/or urban legends, this one actually has an identifiable origin, namely Abilene reporter Brian Bethel, who related his encounter thusly with two of them asking for a ride:

    “C’mon, mister. Let us in. We can’t get in your car until you do, you know,” the spokesman said soothingly. “Just let us in, and we’ll be gone before you know it. We’ll go to our mother’s house.”

    We locked eyes.

    To my horror, I realized my hand had strayed toward the door lock (which was engaged) and was in the process of opening it. I pulled it away, probably a bit too violently. But it did force me to look away from the children.

    I turned back. “Er … Um …,” I offered weakly and then my mind snapped into sharp focus.

    For the first time, I noticed their eyes.

    They were coal black. No pupil. No iris. Just two staring orbs reflecting the red and white light of the marquee.

    Creepy enough for you? The fact that Mr. Bethel posted this to a “ghost-discuss” list, and that he had previously described a childhood encounter with evil muppets, might make you take his story with a grain of salt.

    However, since that original sighting (which predates the black-eyed kid shown in the Japanese horror film Ju-on (The Grudge)) there



    a lot


    different sightings.

    For extra grins, here’s the black eyed kids/alien abduction cross-over theory.

    Now you’ll have to excuse me. There’s someone knocking on my door…

    Scary Halloween Videos: Abandoned Insane Asylums

    Tuesday, October 25th, 2011

    I’ve been looking for some scary videos on YouTube, and honestly, the most popular “paranormal” videos there are pretty embarrassingly lame. “Ah! A guy in eyeshadow steps out of the dark! It’s a ghost!”

    Much creepier, to my mind, are the video of abandoned mental hospitals and insane asylums filmed by various urban spelunkers over the years. Most were pretty depressing places in the first place, so they’re doubly creepy and depressing at night compared to regular abandoned buildings. Here’s a sampler of a few videos I found.

    A short video of an abandoned insane asylum in Maryland:

    A longer video from the same asylum, with some paranormal creepiness near the end:

    From Albuquerque’s abandoned insane asylum, seen in daylight:

    The videos I’ve seen from San Antonio’s abandoned asylum have all been either crappy or still images, but this one from the abandoned Boys Home isn’t bad, though too long and also in daylight:

    This appears to be the segment of a TV show called Scariest Places on Earth on Dixmont Insane Asylum in Pennsylvania. Full of both horrific history and cheestastic reality TV edited to hype the paranormal angle. Evidently being on a paranormal reality TV show requires subnormal intelligence. And voiceovers from the psychic in Poltergeist? Really, ABC Family?

    Warning: Teenagers. Fortunately this bunch exploring the Downey Insane Asylum in California are merely teenage stupid and not reality show stupid (though sadly, this does extend to their editing choices). And the night vision lens does make their eyes look nicely creepy.

    A different approach, for this mini-documentary on the Northville Regional Psychiatric Hospital in Michigan:

    Here’s another longer video:

    Seems like there’s a lot of videos on the place.

    I wonder how many places there are like this abandoned in Michigan. Probably lots.

    Finally, this abandoned church and school In Gary, Indiana is more sad than scary:

    I may have to do a separate post on abandoned theme parks…

    For Halloween: Creepiest Music Ever?

    Sunday, October 23rd, 2011

    According to this list, Nurse With Wound’s “I’ve Plummed This Whole Neighborhood” is the Creepiest Song Ever. Having listened to it, I do think it’s contender, though a bit repetitive and trying too hard.

    (The video is a bit NSFW.)