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Jeff Millar, RIP

Saturday, December 1st, 2012

From Dwight comes the sad news that Tank McNamara creator and Houston Chronicle movie reviewer and columnist Jeff Millar has died at age 70. To have some idea of his stature in Houston in the 1970s and 1980s, imagine that Mike Royko and Roger Ebert were the same guy.

His regular humor column was really funny. I remember one about an IRS agents showing up on the doorstep of a nuclear war survivor’s doorstep to conduct an audit. “That whole ‘end of civilization as we know it’ excuse may pass muster with other government agencies, but not the IRS.”

Tank McNamara was one of my favorite comic strips as well. He had a hilarious sport trial series presided over by an English-barrister sounding Dennis Rodman. (“Mr. Sprewell, please be so kind as to remove your fingers from the panelist’s throat.”) And I loved the strips with the mad sports scientist Dr. Tszap, with his frizzed-out hair, coke-bottle glasses and hula girl tie.

I met him once, at CollegeCon at U of H, the first science fiction convention I went to in 1980. I have his signature on the back of the program book along with those of Harlan Ellison, Robert Sheckley and George Takei.

He also had a story in Damon Knight’s Orbit 17: “Toto, I Have a Feeling We’re Not in Kansas Anymore.” I haven’t read that, or his mystery novel Private Sector.

RIP.

Important Safety Tip: Do Not Try To Rollerblade Off a Roof

Thursday, November 29th, 2012

You know, just in case you were considering doing that.

While there’s no end to fail video on the Internet, I’m posting this one because: A.) It was such an obviously, amazingly stupid thing to attempt in the first place, and B.) I tried to find this a while back to show friends, but had forgotten the actual conveyance (bike? skateboard?), which made finding the video difficult. So this is more of a bookmark for myself than anything else. As well as an abject lesson in what not to do.

Mythbusters Public Service Announcement: Avoid Dropping Frozen Turkeys

Wednesday, November 21st, 2012

Another Thanksgiving-related Public Service announcement: Try to avoid dropping a frozen turkey on your foot or your pets. You know, just in case you were planning on doing that for grins. At the very least you might want to wear shoes when you pull that sucker out of the freezer.

From the title, I was hoping they would recreate the turkey drop episode of WKRP in Cincinnati, but no such luck.

Fun With Warning Labels

Saturday, October 20th, 2012

The following warning label was found on the garden hose nozzle I bought:

So evidently the grip on my nozzle is made with Thalidomide. Good to know.

Ceridian Benefit Services is a Scam

Friday, August 24th, 2012

To:
Ceridian Benefit Services

CC:
United States Department of Labor
Dallas Regional Office
525 South Griffin St, Rm 900
Dallas, TX 75202-5025

Dear Ceridian Benefit Services,

You have asked me to fill out your “Consumer Satisfaction Survey” concerning my recent dealings with your company. This I am happy to do.

The background: My contract position ended and I elected to continue receiving health benefits from Blue Cross of Texas and sent in my COBRA payment to Ceridian Benefit Services, to whom the contract agency had farmed out their COBRA fulfillment. Despite this, when I went to get a prescription refilled, my pharmacist told me my insurance had expired.

Calling Blue Cross, they said they had not received official notice from Ceridian that my COBRA had been paid up. Calling the Ceridian Benefit Services support line (which, I now understand, goes to a call center in the Philippines), they confirm I’m paid up, say the information had been sent off, but said they would send it again.

I am now going to condense multiple calls to both Blue Cross and Ceridian, in which your representative repeatedly stated the information had been emailed/faxed/etc. to Blue Cross, and Blue Cross still had no record of it, despite getting verbal assurance on the phone that I was covered and that the information was on the way, stories that seem to change every time I called.

Only by contacting my former employer several times, and emailing ContinuantServices@ceridian.com, was I able, after 45 days of paying for COBRA, to get Ceridian to actually transmit the information to Blue Cross.

Moreover, my Blue Cross support representative (I was able to get the same one on the line, as opposed to different people in the Filipino call center) said that plenty of other people had experienced problems with Ceridian.

In the publishing industry, there are several firms that were infamous for “payment upon lawsuit.” Ceridian seems to be cut from the same cloth.

Moreover, my experience seems to be the norm among those having to use your “service.” On Epinion, 35 people have rated your service: one gave it four stars, the other 34 rated it one star. Let’s pull up some quotes, shall we?

I have continuously paid my continuation of services premium to Ceridian for four months. Yet I have never been ‘covered’ according to my insurance company. I have also called Ceridian during each of the four months. They have assured me that they will ‘submit a request for service update’. Which when I call to check on submission, has never happened. Last week when the third ‘request’ was submitted, I asked to speak to a supervisor. After being on hold for a while, I was told that the supervisors were all busy but that they would ‘submit a request to have a supervisor return my call’. I asked how long they thought that would take. I then reminded them that their prior ‘requests’ for things had not resulted in action being taken. In fact, my most recent ‘request for service update’ was an ’emergency request’ (their words) and was supposed to only take 24-48 hours. It has been six days and the service update has still not occured. The ‘supervisor’ called me back 48 hours after my ‘request’ and said that they service update had been made and that my coverage was active. I called Blue Shield (my original insurance co.) and my coverage was NOT.

I was laid off after a decade with my prior company, and for the first time in my life, have had to use COBRA. My understanding was that the coverage would be “seamless” — but apparently I knew nothing about Ceridian! First of all, I was provided with paperwork which indicated that I could register online — that was completely false, as they had no record of me, and when I talked to them on the phone, they told me to wait 7-10 days. (Which I understand is their standard fake answer…) So I talked to my former company’s HR people, and they told me to mail in the paperwork via regular mail, which I did. The check was promptly cashed, and eventually, they acknowledged payment in their system. But they still have yet to inform my insurance carrier of the premium payment. In the meantime, I have paid them the premium, but cannot get prescriptions filled or see doctors. I have basically paid for 2 months of nothing!!! Ceridian is a scam, which basically preys on those who lose their jobs and have no choice but to elect COBRA coverage, and the hope of Ceridian is that you will either (a) die, or (b) get a job before they get around to covering you. Either way, they pocket the money for doing nothing. Pretty neat racket, huh? I intend to file a complaint with the FTC, and if I can’t get anywhere with that, a federal class-action lawsuit — possibly even for RICO violations, as this is unconscionable in our current economy.

Ceridian is the worst company ever! Do not choose it for anything! The staff positions would be better filled with elementary school children. These people cannot enter information correctly into their computer system nor answer a phone in a professional tone. No two staff people will tell you the same thing, and each monthly bill will be a different amount. I called about my account and these morons would not let me get passed the authorization of my account because they had the wrong address entered in their system, yet somehow the bill made it to my house every month. To make it worse, instead of listening to what I was saying, the repeatedly inturrupted me asking “tell me the other address we have on file.” How should I know what address you have on file? I’ve lived in the same place for 32 years! Then they stopped my coverage for the delinquent payment of a penny, yes I said it- a penny. This company should be put out of business. I will call every better business bureau, every newspaper, even Obama to try and warn people about their service practices.

Here are some more complaints:

I sent Ceridian the amount due for Cobra. I was shocked when the drug store informed me that my insurance had been canceled, so I called Ceridian and they stated it was a billing error on their part and should be resolved in a couple of days. The representative stated that as soon as the error was corrected, Ceridian could notify my Insurance company and I would be able to get my prescription…that was 3 weeks ago and many more fruitless calls to ceridian, and still…no prescription and no insurance coverage. The representatives always saying the same thing over and over and over again…they kept giving extremely vague, senseless excuses.

I am also involved in a Ceridian nightmare and have been for the past 6 months. I still don’t have resolution.

My opinion is that Ceridian is not a “service,” it is a criminal enterprise run by thieves and engaged in systematic interstate mail and wire fraud. It is my opinion that Ceridian takes money from the recently unemployed, then, instead of passing the portion due onto the insurance company, takes that money and then fails to inform the insurance company. It is my opinion that Ceridian does this unless someone is willing to scream loud enough and long enough to convince someone outside the call center that they’re not going away, at which point someone at Ceridian is evidently authorized to actually comply with the law and inform the insurance company that COBRA has been paid.

How proud Ceridian executives must feel when they go home at night! “What did you do today, daddy?” “I stole from the unemployed, honey!”

No company should ever use Ceridian for anything, ever, and know that if forced to use them for any service, at best it will take multiple calls to get them to provide what you have already paid for, and at worst they will take your money and leave you with squat.

Texas Tax Free Weekend August 17-19

Thursday, August 16th, 2012

It’s that time of year again. Texas is having it’s annual tax free weekend this weekend, August 17-19, for back-to-school goods like clothing under $100, school supplies, etc. And this year, the previously tax-free but now-tax-covered Amazon is participating as well.

Official state guidelines for what is and isn’t covered.

I’m Not Dead

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

But between eyelid surgery on both eyes, and the Texas state primary on May 29 (and hence a lot of political blogging on my other blog) I haven’t been doing much here. Hopefully I can change that in a day or so. Keep watching this space…

Best. Fark. Profile. Image. EVER.

Sunday, May 13th, 2012

Today I was at Dwight’s graduation party, and thanks to Dwight’s sister’s son’s wood-working project, and Andrew’s camera, I now have The Most Awesome Fark Profile Image Ever:

That’s Mr TrollFace to you, pinko.

Happy Birthday Dwight! (And a bit about Prometheus)

Friday, April 20th, 2012

Today is the birthday for Dwight Brown of Whipped Cream Difficulties, whom I’ve known since God was a corporal. Happy birthday, Dwight!

On the birthday theme, here’s a viral teaser trailer for Prometheus promoting Weyland Industries’ androids, that’s so straight it’s almost not creepy. Which makes it that much creepier:

Plus an imaginary TED talk from Mr. Weyland himself.

The Wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Right, as always.