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Thursday, October 4th, 2018“She sang beyond the genius of the sea”
Tuesday, October 2nd, 2018Today is the 139th birthday of American poet Wallace Stevens. Along with T. S. Eliot, Stevens was one of the great modernist poets, and you might have read “The Emperor of Ice-Cream” (another great poem) in high school.
Like most poetry, Stevens work is hit or miss for me, but when he’s on, he can knock you flat.
Here’s one of his best, and one of the best opening lines of poetry ever.
The Idea of Order at Key West
By Wallace Stevens
By Wallace Stevens
She sang beyond the genius of the sea.
The water never formed to mind or voice,
Like a body wholly body, fluttering
Its empty sleeves; and yet its mimic motion
Made constant cry, caused constantly a cry,
That was not ours although we understood,
Inhuman, of the veritable ocean.
The sea was not a mask. No more was she.
The song and water were not medleyed sound
Even if what she sang was what she heard,
Since what she sang was uttered word by word.
It may be that in all her phrases stirred
The grinding water and the gasping wind;
But it was she and not the sea we heard.
For she was the maker of the song she sang.
The ever-hooded, tragic-gestured sea
Was merely a place by which she walked to sing.
Whose spirit is this? we said, because we knew
It was the spirit that we sought and knew
That we should ask this often as she sang.
If it was only the dark voice of the sea
That rose, or even colored by many waves;
If it was only the outer voice of sky
And cloud, of the sunken coral water-walled,
However clear, it would have been deep air,
The heaving speech of air, a summer sound
Repeated in a summer without end
And sound alone. But it was more than that,
More even than her voice, and ours, among
The meaningless plungings of water and the wind,
Theatrical distances, bronze shadows heaped
On high horizons, mountainous atmospheres
Of sky and sea.
It was her voice that made
The sky acutest at its vanishing.
She measured to the hour its solitude.
She was the single artificer of the world
In which she sang. And when she sang, the sea,
Whatever self it had, became the self
That was her song, for she was the maker. Then we,
As we beheld her striding there alone,
Knew that there never was a world for her
Except the one she sang and, singing, made.
Ramon Fernandez, tell me, if you know,
Why, when the singing ended and we turned
Toward the town, tell why the glassy lights,
The lights in the fishing boats at anchor there,
As the night descended, tilting in the air,
Mastered the night and portioned out the sea,
Fixing emblazoned zones and fiery poles,
Arranging, deepening, enchanting night.
Oh! Blessed rage for order, pale Ramon,
The maker’s rage to order words of the sea,
Words of the fragrant portals, dimly-starred,
And of ourselves and of our origins,
In ghostlier demarcations, keener sounds.
Halloween Horrors: Threatening Toilets
Monday, October 1st, 2018Welcome to The October Country!
Would you believe there’s a Twitter feed dedicated to posting pictures of scary toilets?
— Toilets With Threatening Auras (@scarytoilet) September 24, 2018
— Toilets With Threatening Auras (@scarytoilet) August 15, 2018
This is the most terrifying bathroom experience I've ever had pic.twitter.com/im27ecMDIA
— Brian Vu (@brivu) July 22, 2018
— Toilets With Threatening Auras (@scarytoilet) September 7, 2018
Library Addition: Fritz Leiber’s Sonnets To Jonquil and All
Wednesday, July 25th, 2018Here’s a Roy Squires chapbook I spotted on eBay several weeks ago, waiting as the seller slowly lowered the price week by week before it fell into my price range:
Leiber, Fritz (and Jonquil Stephens). Sonnets To Jonquil and All. Roy A. Squires, 1978. First edition chapbook, #32 of 265 copies, a Fine copy in a Fine printed tissue dust wrapper with a Very Good- mailing envelope (slightly grubby and slit open at the top). Poems by and for Leiber’s late wife Jonquil Stephens. Chalker/Owings (1991), page 590. Not in Currey, though by period it should be. Bought off eBay for $37.
Library Additions: Three Signed Firsts
Monday, July 9th, 2018Three signed first edition hardbacks picked up from two different sources. The Effinger and the Lovegrove were picked up from a Lame Excuse Books customer for trade credit, and the Zelazny was from eBay.
Library Addition: Three Signed Philip K. Dick Books
Monday, June 18th, 2018I won a three-book lot of signed Philip K. Dick firsts from Swann Auctions in May, and after a small shipping delay, they finally arrived.
When the Dick “cancelled check limiteds” started appearing, there was widespread belief among collectors that they were extremely tacky, but damned if the things didn’t sell out almost instantly. Nowadays these typically retail in the $750-$1,250 range each. All three books bought for $880 at auction, including buyer’s fee and shipping.
Gardner Dozois, RIP
Sunday, May 27th, 2018Michael Swanwick just announced the death of Gardner Dozois on Facebook:
It is my sad duty to note the passing of Gardner Dozois today, Sunday May 27, at 4:00 p.m. The cause was an overwhelming systemic infection. Gardner had been hospitalized for a minor illness and was expected to be released shortly. The decline was swift. He died surrounded by his family.
Gardner was a swell guy, one of the funniest people in the field, a fine writer and a great editor, and bought not only my first story, but more of my stories than anyone else over the years.
I’m about to rush off somewhere, but more extensive thoughts later.
Transient HTTP/HTTPS Glitch
Thursday, February 8th, 2018If you came to this page and saw something like “Greg and Barb Weeks’ Home Page,” you ran into a transient glitch where
https://www.lawrenceperson.com/
wasn’t auto-forwarding to
https://www.lawrenceperson.com/
and instead somehow dredged up that ancient cached page from someone else’s webpage from 2002. It should be fixed now, but it’s another good reason to update all your links to https://www.lawrenceperson.com/.












