Archive for the ‘video’ Category

Alan Rickman, RIP

Thursday, January 14th, 2016

British actor Alan Rickman has died at age 69.

I’ve never seen the Harry Potter films, and while I enjoyed him as Hans Gruber in Die Hard and the Metatron in Dogma, my favorite of his roles was Galaxy Quest, as a British stage actor trapped into pretending he was an alien by the beliefs of other aliens.

Alas, he shall not be avenged by Grabthar’s Hammer…

Shoegazer Sunday: The Secret Machines’ “Nowhere Again”

Sunday, December 13th, 2015

Honestly, this is more of a mainstream rock track than shoegaze. The connection here is that the Secret Machines was the main band the late Benjamin Curtis was in before School of Seven Bells.

Fresh Snow’s “Proper Burial”

Sunday, December 6th, 2015

For your Sunday dose of Shoegaze, here’s Fresh Snow‘s “Proper Burial” with a retro, Hammond B3-tinged sound and a vaguely surreal/creepy video.

The Annual William Shatner Warning Not To Set Yourself on Fire Frying a Turkey

Wednesday, November 25th, 2015

In the now-annual tradition, I bring you a public service announcement from William Shatner: try not to set yourself on fire while frying a turkey.

Behold the Shatner!

For those with low Shatner thresholds, the advice is:

  • Don’t overfill the pot with oil.
  • Turn off the flame when lowering the turkey into the oil.
  • Use the metal dingus to lower it in.
  • Always fry your turkey away from your house.
  • Properly thaw the turkey before cooking.
  • Use a grease-approved fire extinguisher.
  • If you’re going to fry a turkey, this is pretty sound advice.

    Kung Fury

    Tuesday, November 24th, 2015

    Sunday I saw Kung Fury, the crowd-funded parody of every cheesy 80s cop show, science fiction movie, and fighting video game, rolled into one absurdist package.

    It has everything you could ever ask for in a short film featuring a kung fu cop traveling back in time to stop Hitler, including dinosaurs, Tron-era grid computer graphics, obviously fake video compositing, and a soundtrack that sounds like it was composed by Giorgio Moroder after a 72-hour Jolt Cola binge.

    Rael Bob says check it out…

    Shoegazer Sunday: Luna Tango Covering Slowdive’s “When The Sun Hits”

    Sunday, November 15th, 2015

    Here’s a nice cover of Slowdive’s “When the Sun Hits” by Luna Tango.

    Who are Luna Tango you ask?

    As far as I can tell, they’re not even a musical group, they’re a music circle at Japan’s Chuo University.

    FOOLS! QUAKE BEFORE THE WRATH OF THE GREAT PUMPKIN!

    Friday, October 30th, 2015

    Peoria, Arizona, today:

    Linus tried to warn us, buuuuut noooooooooooo!

    Random Halloween Ghost Decoration

    Friday, October 30th, 2015

    Something I saw walking around my neighborhood…

    Camouflage Level: GrandMaster

    Friday, October 30th, 2015

    Not so much scary as unbelievably impressive…

    Halloween: Giant Flying Spider

    Thursday, October 29th, 2015

    Not particularly convincing up close, but it doesn’t have to be…