Archive for the ‘video’ Category

Shoegazer Sunday: Tokyo Shoegazer’s “Bright”

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

I was poking around YouTube looking for more Shoegazer songs when I came across “Bright” from Tokyo Shoegazer, an accurate and wonderfully self-referential name.

That’s only part of the song; the full track comes in at 8 minutes and 19 seconds of reverb-and-sustain drenched fuzzy, blissed-out shoegaze goodness.

That track is off of their debut album 「crystallize」, which evidently just came out November 23. For once I’m not ten years behind the curve! All the tracks are available on iTunes. I’ve already picked up “Bright” (which hits very close to the heart of my Shoegazer sweet spot, which is still Slowdive’s Just for a Day), and may end up buying the rest.

Even if you’re not a Shoegazer fan, you have to admit that this collection of guitar effects peddles on the album cover is impressive:

Nine Nich Noels

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

And now that it’s December, enjoy the songs of Nine Inch Nails set to traditional Christmas music.

And as long as we’re on that topic, here’s Bad Kermit’s rendition of “Hurt.”

And here’s a mashup of Nine Inch Nails and The Beatles on “Come Closer Together.”

NSFW warnings apply to all.

Hugo and Georges Méliès

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Howard Waldrop and I reviewed Hugo over at Locus Online, which we liked an awful lot.

The film involves (slight spoiler) the work of French film pioneer Georges Méliès, who produced, directed, wrote, and starred in over 500 silent short films, many of which no longer exists. But several of the ones that do are up on YouTube, and I thought I would gather them here. Méliès, a former stage magician, was the first to create a number of optical effects.

His most famous film, A Trip to the Moon, with the classic image of the shell embedded in the man-in-the-moon’s eye.

Interestingly, this was not his first film featuring the moon, as shown by The Astronomer’s Dream:

Another interplanetary voyage, this time by train, to the sun (in hand-tinted color, no less):

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea:

The Haunted Castle:

Mélies himself is front and center as each of The Four Troublesome Heads:

Likewise as the Man With the Rubber Head:

William Shatner Would Like You To Avoid Setting Yourself on Fire

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

William Shatner gets some corporate money to tell yourself not to set yourself on fire while frying a turkey:

Warning: Just as the fryer is filled with too much oil, the video is filled with too much Shatner. Way, way, way too much.

For those with low Shatner thresholds, the advice is:

  • Don’t overfill the pot with oil.
  • Turn off the flame when lowering the turkey into the oil.
  • Always fry your turkey away from your house.
  • Properly thaw the turkey before cooking.
  • Use a grease-approved fire extinguisher.
  • If you’re going to fry a turkey, this is pretty sound advice. And if you live in central Texas, you probably shouldn’t be frying a turkey at all this year with the drought restrictions.

    Spinal Tap: Unwigged and Unplugged

    Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

    The men behind Tap decided they’d like to go out and perform without the having to get into character. Here’s the result:

    Strangely enough, unwigged.com now seems to be some sort of language learning site.

    On why they did it:

    And just for the hell of it, here’s “Stonehenge” live from Wembley in 2009:

    Nigel Tufnel on Stonehenge

    Monday, November 14th, 2011

    Nigel Tufnel Day may have passed, but the Spinal Tap madness continues!

    National Geographic did an interview with him regarding the origins of Stonehenge. He turns out to have many fascinating insights as to how it was actually built, some involving dinosaur spit.

    “My Forehead Feels Like D-Day”

    Sunday, November 13th, 2011

    If you watched last week’s Texans game against the Cleveland Browns, you might have wondered why he was bleeding so copiously. Well, that happens when an opposing player headbutts you when you’re not wearing your helmet.

    Go to the linked video for the title quote and a ref asking Cushing “Are you having a pleasant day?”

    (And the Texans won their game today against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 37-9.)

    Happy Nigel Tufnel Day!

    Friday, November 11th, 2011

    I hope you’re celebrating both Veterans Day and Nigel Tufnel Day (11/11/11) today. Tonight I will be celebrating by viewing the historical documents.

    It was slightly difficult to find an embeddable version:

    And now the obligatory video of “Stonehenge”:

    Edison’s Frankenstein

    Saturday, November 5th, 2011

    Did you know that the first first filmed version of Frankenstein was not the James Whale movie, but a 1910 Edison studios film?

    Though full of the hokey melodramatic tropes of early silent cinema, it actually follows the basic plot of the Mary Shelly novel more closely than the Whale movie, at least up until the happy (and vaguely slipstreamy) ending. The creation of the monster scene uses not one, but two special effects: running the film backwards and at high speed. I’m sure it blew people’s minds in 1910.

    The Annual Fark Scary Story Thread

    Sunday, October 30th, 2011

    Once of the great things about Halloween is the annual Fark Scary Story thread, which is now up for this year. Here are links to the last seven years of Scary Story threads:

  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • And now some gratuitous cheesecake pictures of Sybil Danning:

    Let’s face it: Sybil Danning looks really good holding a gun…