Archive for March, 2012

New Frontiers in Garlic Peeling

Friday, March 16th, 2012

So I saw this video on Fark on how to peel garlic in ten seconds by shaking the cloves between two steel bowls a while back:

I make fresh salsa from time to (and have won some honorable mentions at a local hot sauce competition for same), and one of the biggest pains in the ass is peeling 4-5 whole bulbs of fresh garlic (the jar stuff just doesn’t work as well). So I thought I would give it a try.

What do you know? It works. Not 10 seconds, or quite as well peeled as in the video, but my two steel bowls are smaller than this guy’s. Even so, this easily cut about 80% of my garlic peeling time, which adds up to over an hour in the course of a year.

This may be an old tip for many of you, but I thought I would share it for those who regularly have to peel garlic…

Happy Ides of March!

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

Try to avoid getting stabbed today.

In celebration, here’s an extremely abbreviated version of Julius Caesar, performed at a Little Caesar’s:

Never let it be said that my blog is short on highfalutin culture…

Dear Google: Thanks Ever So Much for Breaking Attachments in Gmail for Firefox

Wednesday, March 14th, 2012

Yesterday Google managed to break uploading attachments in Firefox, so that it doesn’t do anything when you click the Attack a File Link, and it’s still broken as I write this. I am not the only one having the problem.

Worse still, Gmail used to have a work-around for the problem, instructing people to go to Settings page and disable “Advanced attachments.” Well, guess what? They’ve removed that setting from the settings page, so you’re just stuck with it being broken.

This may be a simple screw-up, but it follows more user-hostile actions from Google, such as not carrying search strings over from the main Google search to the Google News search, and removing the Google Blog search from both the main search bar and the More menu as well. It seems like Google is trying to make their system less usable to…what? Force them to use Chrome and Blogger? Whatever the reason, it’s extremely annoying.

Updated: As of just after noon today, the upload attachment problem seems to be fixed.

Old School Book Scouting

Monday, March 12th, 2012

From The New Yorker comes this tale of an old fashioned book scout beating the scanner guys at their own game.

Howard Waldrop and I Review John Carter

Monday, March 12th, 2012

Over at Locus Online. I liked it more than Howard did…

Shoegazer Sunday: Mazzy Star’s “Fade Into You”

Sunday, March 11th, 2012

Mazzy Star’s “Fade Into You” is the music Bruce Sterling would put on at the end of the party after every Turkey City Writer’s Workshop held at his house, mainly so people would leave. It worked too, not because it was bad, but because the waltz tempo, echoey steel guitar and smoky vocals make it the perfect “chill out at the end of a long day and feel your eyelids getting heavy” song. I bought the single off iTunes, but I think I might need to pick up the entire album, So Tonight That I Might See, as I’ve developed a craving for Hope Sandoval’s voice, which combines that smokey, chill tone of a classic jazz/blues chanteuse with peak-period Sinatra’s last-second, end-of-the-measure timing.

Is Mazzy Star shoegazer? I think they’re more sui generis, but I’ve seen “Fade Into You” on several Best of Shoegazer lists, and that’s good enough for me…

The Eye of Sauron (Stavanger Division)

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

While the weird herons were far and away the most interesting art I saw in Stavanger, I did find the installation in my hotel (the Radisson Blu Royal) of a large tapestry I called “The Eye of Sauron” sort of interesting:

This was evidently by an artist named Randy Naylor and was for sale. Which makes me wonder exactly who he thinks will buy a four story piece of interior hanging art in Stavanger.

There was also a similar painting behind the breakfast buffet tables I called “The Eye of Sauron Jr.” that was probably more practical for the average art buyer.

Philip K. Dick -30-

Sunday, March 4th, 2012

Philip K. Dick died 30 years ago, on March 2, 1982.

Dick was already a major science fiction writer before he died, but since his death he has come to loom over popular culture in a way that other near contemporary SF writers of similar stature (say, Roger Zelazny, Samuel R. Delany, Harlan Ellison, and John Brunner) have not. Dick’s themes of paranoia and unreality continue to resonate in a world where almost every human action is permanently recorded, an where so many of us live lives half in a world of unreality (said a man typing in his blog).

Dick’s prose may often have been workman-like, but his vision and voice were unique, and his sheer productivity was staggering not only for its quality, but also it quantity. Between 1961 and 1966, Dick wrote:

  • The Man in the High Castle
  • We Can Build You
  • Martian Time-Slip
  • Dr. Bloodmoney, or How We Got Along After the Bomb
  • The Game-Players of Titan
  • The Simulacra
  • The Crack in Space
  • Now Wait for Last Year
  • Clans of the Alphane Moon
  • The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
  • The Zap Gun
  • The Penultimate Truth
  • His portion of Deus Irae (later finished by Roger Zelazny)
  • The Unteleported Man
  • The Ganymede Takeover (with Ray Nelson)
  • Counter-Clock World
  • Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
  • Nick and the Glimmung
  • Ubik
  • That’s in order of composition. Some of those are minor works, and many were only published later or after his death, but five or six are considered classics. Had an otherwise unknown SF writer written just one Dr. Bloodmoney or Ubik, they would still be remembered today as the one-hit wonder of a minor classic. To think that Dick cranked them out in six years (and was just as productive writing short stories earlier in his career) is pretty mind-boggling.

    I recently read Clans of the Alphane Moon on the way back from Stavanger, and I hope to have a review up in the not so distant future.

    (Also, I have a few Dick firsts and paperback reprints available through Lame Excuse Books.)

    Skynet Now Has Its Own Band

    Sunday, March 4th, 2012

    Flying robot quadrotors perform the James Bond theme:

    This was done at Penn’s School of Engineering and Applied Science‘s Vijay Kumar, Daniel Melligner and Alex Kushleyev. The quadrotors are under computer control.

    It’s not a particularly good version, but I’m sure they’ll have time to improve before the final enslavement of humanity. Now you’ll have to excuse me, I have to write a quadrotor heist novel…

    (Hat tip: Derek Johnson)

    Shoegazer Sunday: Slowdive’s “Machine Gun”

    Sunday, March 4th, 2012

    I’m not nearly as big a fan of Slowdive’s Souvlaki as I am of their debut album Just For A Day, but “Machine Gun” is my favorite off of Souvlaki.