Posts Tagged ‘video’

Halloween Horrors: J’ba Fofi Giant Spider Cryptid

Thursday, October 2nd, 2025

We’ve previously featured some giant movie spiders. How about a (theoretically) real life giant spider?

Meet the J’ba Fofi.

The J’ba FoFi, also known as the Congolese Giant Spiders, are a type of large arachnid cryptid which is said to inhabit the forests of the Congo, possibly representing a new species of Arachnida.

Most of the many anecdotal tales describe the spiders digging a shallow tunnel under tree roots and camouflaging it with a large screen of leaves. Then they create an almost invisible web between their burrow and a nearby tree, stringing the whole area with a network of trip lines. Some oblivious animal, that’s likely soon to end up on the creature’s menu, will trip the line alerting the spider. The victim will then be chased into the web. This type of predatory behavior is similar to that of several species of trap-door spider.

Natives claim the J’ba FoFi eggs are a pale yellow-white and shaped like peanuts, and the hatchlings are bright yellow with a purple abdomen. Their coloration becomes darker and brown as they mature. Some of the peoples indigenous to the regions in the Congo where the J’ba FoFi has been seen assert that the spider was once quite common, but has since become very rare. Possibly indicating the species has become endangered due to deforestation.

The fullest account by Westerners appears in a cryptozoological book by George Eberhart. On page 204, Eberhart relates the terrifying experience of an English couple traveling through a region of jungle in what is now called the Congo: “R.K. Lloyd and his wife were motoring in the Belgian Congo in 1938 when they saw a large object crossing the trail in front of them. At first, they thought it was a cat or a monkey, but they soon realized it was a spider with legs nearly 3 feet.”

Cryptozoologist William J. Gibbons has hunted for what some think may be a living Congolese dinosaur called Mokele-mbembe. On his third expedition in search of the creature he came upon natives who related their experiences with giant spiders. He shared his experience with readers upon his return to Canada:

“On this third expedition to Equatorial Africa, I took the opportunity to inquire if the pygmies knew of such a giant spider, and indeed they did! They speak of the J’ba FoFi, which is a “giant” or “great spider.” They described a spider that is generally brown in color with a purple mark on the abdomen. They grow to quite an enormous size with a leg span of at least five feet. The giant arachnids weave together a lair made of leaves similar in shape to a traditional pygmy hut, and spin a circular web (said to be very strong) between two trees with a strand stretched across a game trail.”

“These giant ground-dwelling spiders prey on the diminutive forest antelope, birds, and other small game, and are said to be extremely dangerous, not to mention highly venomous,” Gibbons states. “The spiders are said to lay white, peanut-sized eggs in a cluster, and the pygmies give them a wide berth when encountered, but have killed them in the past. The giant spiders were once very common but are now a rare sight.”

Supposedly someone captured footage of a J’ba Fofi in Mozambique in 2014. Look to the right side of this video:

Amazingly vague footage, is it not?

I think a spider of that size unlikely, but more likely than Mokele-mbembe.

But I don’t think I’ll be vacationing in the Congolese jungle any time soon…

Halloween Horrors: Kevin Pollack Greets Trick-or-Treaters as Christopher Walken

Wednesday, October 1st, 2025

To kick off the Halloween season, here’s Kevin Pollack on the Rich Eisen show talking about greeting Trick-or-Treaters as Christopher Walken:

“Which one of you little freaks can guess what I’ve buried under the house?”

Good times, good times…

50th Anniversary Edition Of The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway Just Dropped

Wednesday, September 24th, 2025

The 50th Anniversary edition of the Genesis prog rock masterpiece The Lamb lies Down on Broadway just dropped. Were I not between jobs for an unreasonably long period of time, I would no doubt plop down my $120 or so bucks.

Here’s the remastered title track.

And here’s Classic Album Review for What It All Means:

The usual metaphoric analysis caveats apply…

The First Appearance of Spinal Tap?

Friday, September 19th, 2025

This sketch comedy TV show from 1979 features what is probably the first ever TV appearance of Spinal Tap. I was planning to post this right before Spinal Tap II: The End Continues came out, but I got distracted by shiny objects and the movie came out last week.

Alas, the sequel seems to have done very poorly at the box office, so I might just have to wait for it on DVD…

Shoegazer Sunday: Sleep Party People’s “The Dwarf And The Horse”

Sunday, May 25th, 2025

It’s been over seven years since I posted a video featuring the spooky rabbit people, so here they are with “The Dwarf And The Horse.” I think it’s even from the same performance.

No, I don’t know what they’re singing. And no, I’m not a 100% sure this counts as Shoegaze, but I’m not sure what the hell else you would call it…

Shoegazer Sunday: Castlebeat’s “Change Your Mind”

Sunday, May 4th, 2025

I’m not familiar with Castlebeat (which is evidently one guy), but the video for “Change YourMind” (which isn’t even his) has some 13 million views, so obviously other people are…

Castlebeat

Shoegazer Sunday: Speaker Gain Teardrop’s “Metaphorville”

Sunday, April 27th, 2025

It seems that every six years or so I put up a song from semi-obscure Japanese Shoegaze/Post-Rock band Speaker Gain Teardrop, so here’s Metaphorville.”

Merry Christmas: Stellarscope’s “Silent Night”

Wednesday, December 25th, 2024

As is the now annual tradition, enjoy Stellarscope’s version of “Silent Night”:

Merry Christmas!

Shoegazer Sunday: Sugar for the Pill’s “Falling Back To You”

Sunday, December 22nd, 2024

Sugar for the Pill is another Shoegaze band named after a Slowdive song, and “Falling Back To You” is a pleasant uptempo song.

Shoegazer Sunday: Dead Leaf Echo’s “Lemonheart”

Sunday, December 15th, 2024

Been a good long while since we did a Dead Leaf Echo song, so here’s “Lemonheart,” featuring a thoroughly silly video that talks a macabre (but still silly) turn.

Yeah, that’s no little girl…