Posts Tagged ‘Cthulhu’

In The Sunken Tattoo Upon Your Back, Dead Cthulhu Lies Dreaming

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010

I’m not particularly a tattoo fan, but these Cthulhu tattoos are something to behold.

Books Read: Charles Stross’ The Fuller Memorandum

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Charles Stross
The Fuller Memorandum
Ace, 2010

I’m a big fan of Charlie Stross’ Laundry books. As Geek Cthulhu Mythos British Bureaucracy Spy Thrillers, they hit a lot of my personal pleasure centers, and the latest installment is no exception. Our Network Admin/Computational Demonologist Bob Howard starts off enjoying, for the first time in his career, a competent boss he likes. However, he’s soon sent out to a bit of fieldwork for his ancient, inscrutable “real” boss Angleton, whereupon he promptly bollocks things up, resulting in the death of a bystander and some mandatory leave. Meanwhile, Bob’s wife Mo (with her deadly Erich Zann violin) comes back from a particularly gruesome mission a mental wreck, and that’s before a possessed Russian agent shows up trying to kill them, Angleton disappears, and a top secret document goes missing. And if all that weren’t enough, not only is the clock ticking ever-faster on Nightmare Case Green (i.e., when the Old Ones come down from the stars to eat our brains), but cultists are actually trying to hasten the event.

In short: The usual.

If you liked the previous Laundry novels, you’ll like this one. The plot is compelling, the supernatural elements are darker and more disturbing, and this may have the best ending of any of the laundry novels. (Important Safety Tip: If you’re going to try to sacrifice a Computational Demonologist to powerful, malevolent, otherworldly entity, you better make sure you have your binding spell right…) But the reason The Fuller Memorandum isn’t any better than the The Atrocity Archive and The Jennifer Morgue is that it suffers from flaws not found in those novels. For one thing, Bob acting like an idiot once is OK, but him acting like an idiot again, in exactly the same way, strains credibility given that he’s a pretty smart cookie. For another, if you’ve read “The Concrete Jungle” and “Pimpf,” you’ll figure out who the villain is entirely too easily.

Still, well worth reading and remembering come award time.

Cthulhu for Old Spice

Sunday, September 19th, 2010

This one is amusing enough to share. Especially the “unspeakable horror” bit.

Onion Thriller Theater Presents

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

“Mysterious Crate Arrives From London”

This is such a pitch-prefect amalgamation of everything from Dracula to Creepshow (with a hefty dose of many a Cthulhu Mythos tale) that I would totally read a story based on this premise…

Cthulhu Ski Mask

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Tempting, but at $45 is much too expensive for a climate as typically balmy as Texas. (At least most years. This year it’s been freaking cold…)

In the Mail: Michael Shea Gets His Cthulhu Mythos On

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Added the following to my library (and copies are also available through Lame Excuse Books):

Shea, Michael (S.T. Joshi, editor). Copping Squid and Other Mythos Tales. Perilous Press, 2009. First edition hardback, one of only 750 hardback trade copies, a Fine copy in a Fine dust jacket, new, still in shrink wrap. All the Cthulhu Mythos tales by the excellent, World Fantasy Award-winning author of Nifft the Lean. I expect this to be very popular. $30.

The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Exactly what it sound like.

Not to be confused with Hello Cthulhu.