Movie Review: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

November 1st, 2009

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Directed by: Robert Wiene
Written by: Hans Janowit, Carl Mayer
Starring: Werner Krauss, Conrad Veidt, Friedrich Feher, Lil Dagover

It being the spooky season, I decided to pick up The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, the classic German Expressionist horror film from the 1920s. (I’d studied German Expressionism a little bit in college, especially the work of Georg Kaiser.) It’s pretty much a must-watch for serious students of film history. For the more casual viewer, you have to ask yourself: How much are you willing to put up with a slow, creaky silent 1920s German melodrama to get to the weird stuff, and how much do you like strange sets?

Because the story of a carnival mesmerist whose casket-dwelling sideshow attraction seems to commit murders between shows just isn’t that interesting until the Usual Suspects-esque conceptual twist at the end. But those sets! Every single set in the main story is filled with distorted lines meeting at weird angles.

Here’s a couple of examples:

If you want to spend some 70 odd minutes looking at those sets (dozens of them, all weird and twisted; if many living in CaligariWorld weren’t already mad, trying to sit on those conical chairs would certainly drive you around the bend in short order), you’ll have a grand old time. If not, there may not be enough here to hold your attention. Cinema hadn’t yet developed the language all of us in the glorious world of the 21st Century all take for granted, so they hadn’t learned to do things like jump cuts; all the scene changes are done by irising the lens shutter. Neither German Expressionism nor silent melodrama were known for their restraint, so the acting is exaggerated.

There’s nothing in here really remotely scary, but a few scenes do manage to remain unnerving all these years. And it may very well be the first “screw-with-your-head” conceptual shift ending in cinema. Something for the serious cinephile, or the Howard Waldrop fan who wants to get a little more out of “Occam’s Ducks”.

Some True Life Scares for Halloween

October 31st, 2009

The Spider Man of Denver

The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu

October 30th, 2009

Exactly what it sound like.

Not to be confused with Hello Cthulhu.

Books Read: John Kennedy Toole’s A Confederacy of Dunces

October 28th, 2009

I thought it was time for some modern literature to come around on the guitar, and John Kennedy Toole’s A Confederacy of Dunces is one of the Pulitzer Prize winners I had in my Nearly Infinite Library. (Others in there that I considered (and the reasons for not reading them just now) were Michael Chabon’s The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay (slightly longer than what I was looking to read), Larry McMurtry’s Lonesome Dove (much larger than I was looking for; I would have had trouble fitting it my bag to carry to work), Cormac McCarthy’s The Road (more depressing than I was looking for right now), Alice Walker’s The Color Purple (not in the mood), Michael Cunningham’s The Hours (looks like a snoozer), and Richard Ford’s Independence Day (don’t know much about).) (I also have National Book Award winners like Ha Jin’s Waiting, Dennis Johnson’s Tree of Smoke, Philip Roth’s Sabbath’s Theater, and Don Delillo’s White Noise on tap, should the Pulitzer prove an insufficiently target-rich literary environment…) And it had a reputation as a funny book. And it is pretty funny, albeit not in the same league as Joseph Heller’s Catch-22 or Barry Hughart’s Bridge of Birds. It’s the story of Ignatius Riley, a lazy, overeducated asshole who annoys the living shit out of every single person he crosses paths with (most of whom are even dimmer and less self-aware than the protagonist, though none as irritating). It’s virtues are those of satire rather than a plot that gets more interesting as you go along. It’s also notable as a detailed evocation of a particular time and place (New Orleans in the 1960s), though it wasn’t published (posthumously) until 1980. Though I didn’t love it as much as some swooning critics, I did enjoy it much more than the last literary novel I read with an irritating asshole as the protagonist (J.D. Salinger’s Catcher in the Rye). There’s also something almost quaint about a plot point involving the police busting a school pornography ring. Today you have to assume that the average high schooler has access to unlimited pornographic vistas thanks to the wonder of the Internet…

Photos from Turkey City

October 26th, 2009

In which the usual gang of reprobates are seen frolicking about Chris’ downtown hipster pad.

Turkey City

October 24th, 2009

I spent all day attending the Turkey City Writer’s Workshop with:

Bruce Sterling
Meghan McCarron
Jayme Lynn Blaschke
Elze Hamilton
Caroline Joachim
Paul Miles
Chris Nakashima-Brown
Lawrence Person
Jessica Reisman
Fred Stanton
Jenn Whitson

Any boy am I tired…

XKCD on the Star Wars Holiday Special

October 23rd, 2009

Sadly, I can attest from personal experience that this is very true.

Not the sort of film I usually watch…

October 21st, 2009

And yet, with that cast list, I find myself strangely compelled…

The Expendables.

It even has David Zayas (Baptista from Dexter).

I don’t have to do this yet

October 21st, 2009

Emphasis on the yet:

Stairway bookcase.

Considering buying a video camera…

October 14th, 2009

Here’s the one I’m considering:

Anyone have any experience with it? Does anyone know if it fits on a regular tripod mount, or just the tiny little spider-thing they sell for it?