Kirsten Dunst is Turning Japanese

Something for Dwight’s “Art, Dammit, Art!” watch. Here’s Kirtsen Dunst dressed up as an anime character and signing The Vapor’s “Turning Japanese” in the middle of the Akihabara. So, you think it’s a publicity stunt or she’s doing an album. But not, even though Dunst is singing and the video is directed by McG, this… Continue reading Kirsten Dunst is Turning Japanese

Hitler Finds Out About Epic Beard Man’s Fight (NSFW)

The subject of Epic Beard Man came up at the Saturday Dining Conspiracy. So, if you haven’t seen it already, here’s the original (NSFW) Epic Beard Man fight: (And here’s the full sound version and transcript (again, NSFW).) And here is, almost inevitably, Hitler’s reaction to Epic Beard Man’s fight. (Linked because the aspect ratio… Continue reading Hitler Finds Out About Epic Beard Man’s Fight (NSFW)

The Wolfman: A Review (and Alternatives)

Howard Waldrop and I’s review of The Wolfman has finally been published over at Locus Online. As you can tell from the review, we were, ahem, not enthusiastic. That brings up the question: if you have a hankering for some hairy, gut-ripping werewolf goodness, what should you watch? Dog Soldiers: Director Neil Marshall’s first film,… Continue reading The Wolfman: A Review (and Alternatives)

Director of Independence Day to film Isaac Asimov’s Foundation as a “3D epic”

Slashdot tells us that Roland Emmerich, the towering cinematic genius* who brought us such classic films* as Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, and 2012, is going to be filming Isaac Asimov’s Foundation series as a “3D Epic.” My thoughts: Man, those 3D scenes where Hari Seldon writes the complex equations of Psychohistory on a… Continue reading Director of Independence Day to film Isaac Asimov’s Foundation as a “3D epic”

What Should I Read in 2010?

In the Before Time, the Long Long Ago (i.e., before I started this blog), I would ask The Vast Wisdom of Usenet (i.e. rec.arts.sf.written) what books I should read this year. Now that I have the blog, I’m posting the question here. Below are 100 books (or a more, counting multiple titles by a single… Continue reading What Should I Read in 2010?

New Lame Excuse Books Catalog Now Available

Just sent out to regular customers last night, with lots of tasty first editions by Roger Zelazny, Jack Vance, Joe R. Lansdale, Stephen King, etc. Email me at lperson1@austin.rr.com if you would like to receive a copy. And of course, there’s the main webpage, but I haven’t updated it with the new titles yet.