Disasters of Event Planning

November 21st, 2012

November 16 next year, there will be a UT home football game (against OSU) and a Formula One race in Austin on the same weekend.

What could possibly go wrong?

The biggest winner? Hotel and motel owners in Bastrop.

If you plan on attending either of these events, you might want to make your reservations now…

Mythbusters Public Service Announcement: Avoid Dropping Frozen Turkeys

November 21st, 2012

Another Thanksgiving-related Public Service announcement: Try to avoid dropping a frozen turkey on your foot or your pets. You know, just in case you were planning on doing that for grins. At the very least you might want to wear shoes when you pull that sucker out of the freezer.

From the title, I was hoping they would recreate the turkey drop episode of WKRP in Cincinnati, but no such luck.

William Shatner Would STILL Like You To Avoid Setting Yourself on Fire

November 20th, 2012

Just as I did last year, I bring you a public service announcement from William Shatner: try not to set yourself on fire while frying a turkey:

For those with low Shatner thresholds, the advice is:

  • Don’t overfill the pot with oil.
  • Turn off the flame when lowering the turkey into the oil.
  • Always fry your turkey away from your house.
  • Properly thaw the turkey before cooking.
  • Use a grease-approved fire extinguisher.
  • If you’re going to fry a turkey, this is pretty sound advice.

    And now, new for this year: The remix!

    And remember: It can even happen to professionals, as last year Sambet’s Cajun Cafe managed to burn themselves down frying turkeys.

    Shoegazer Sunday: The Emerald Down’s “Sometime the Sun Shines”

    November 18th, 2012

    Here’s The Emerald Down’s “Sometime the Sun Shines” off their Aquarium album. It starts out sounding a bit like Nirvana’s “All Apologies” (no bad thing), but then shifts more firmly into Shoegaze territory.

    The Cthulhu Mythos, Played for Laughs

    November 17th, 2012

    Dwight and I were watching episodes of Night Gallery, and in addition to the extremely good “They’re Tearing Down Tim Riley’s Bar” (with a fine turn by the late William Windom), we also watched “The Last Lecture of Mr. Peabody,” in which a professor of comparative religion lectures on The Great Old Ones, including reading aloud from the Necronomicon, with somewhat predictable results. The Mythos is mostly played for laughs and in-jokes (including students named Lovecraft, Bloch and Derleth), but it may be the first time the name Cthulhu was ever mentioned on network television.

    It’s a little broad, but it does have its charms:

    The episode was written by Jack Laird, who seems to have adapted a number of Lovecraft stories for Night Gallery.

    A deeper appreciation (and the nifty following screen grab) can be found here.

    Ruin: A Cool Looking (And Completely Stupid) SF Short Film

    November 17th, 2012

    So I stumbled across this short, very professional looking CGI animated science fiction film on YouTube:

    What a rich, zesty collection of illogical stupidity!

    1. You want to loot possibly valuable artifacts. What’s the best way to do that? Toss containers out of tall buildings!
    2. Why? To open them up? Why not just use the cuts anything electric sword you whip out later in the film?
    3. Why did you park your motorcycle out in the open where you had to run a long distance to it when the scary twin turbo fan hunting craft comes flying in? Shouldn’t you have tried to hide it nearby in the first place?
    4. If that thing just wants to kill you, why doesn’t it fire its machine gun or drones at you when it first sees you, rather than waiting until you get on your motorcycle?
    5. How come those futuristic seeker drones can’t travel any faster than a motorcycle?
    6. Why doesn’t a craft with expensive, ineffective drones not have cheaper, simpler, much faster and more-effective surface-to-ground missiles?
    7. If you’re flying along on your motorcycle at top speed, how come your gimme cap never flies off?
    8. You know that scene when you jump off your motorcycle and jab the craft with your electric sword? Unless you’ve got a cyborg body, you just broke a whole mess of bones. Momentum doesn’t just stop working so you can pull off a deeply improbable, cool-looking stunt.
    9. To quote the South Park episode with Michael Bay: “Those aren’t ideas, those are special effects!” “I can’t tell the difference.” “We know.”

      Hey Wes Ball: Your animation rocks, but you suck as a screenwriter. Maybe in addition to all those animation and sound guys you credit, you might want to hire an actual writer.

      They’re supposedly making this into a feature film. Hopefully they’ll remove some of the stupidity.

    Armadillocon 2011 Pictures Redux

    November 16th, 2012

    Poking around some old posts, I noticed that some pictures from more than a year ago weren’t showing up. Turns out it’s because Facebook likes to completely change the name for pictures every now and then.

    My process for putting up con pictures is:

    1. Take pictures.
    2. Upload to Mac.
    3. Do a quick edit in iPhoto.
    4. Bulk upload to Facebook.
    5. Copy URLs for JPEG’s from Facebook and reference them from the blog post.

    This method is quick, easy, and hosts pics on Facebook’s dime. The downside is the Facebook rejiggering, and having to go back every now and then and redo the links.

    Anyway, I’ve gone in and changed all the URLs for my Armadillocon 2011 pictures:

  • Friday
  • Saturday
  • Sunday
  • I’m sure there are some other blog posts with pics that need updating, and I’ll get to those in My Copious Free Time.

    John Picacio Launches 2013 Calendar Kickstarter

    November 14th, 2012

    Newly Hugo-minted artist and all-around good guy John Picacio has launched a Kickstarter for his 2013 art calendar. Actually, he launched it October 29, and it’s already met the initial goal, I’ve just been too backlogged with Other Stuff to put up a note until now.

    Anyway, I’m sure it will be a swell calendar, and you still have until November 28 to get in before the Kickstarter closes.

    Book Acquisition: Charnel House Edition of Tim Powers Hide Me Among the Graves

    November 13th, 2012

    Powers, Tim. Hide Me Among the Graves. Charnel House, 2012. First limited edition, one of 124 signed, numbered copies in mica-flecked boards, a Fine copy, sans dj, as issued. The usual oversized, elaborate Charnel House production, ordered pre-publication.

    Note: I have an additional copy I’ll be selling through Lame Excuse Books. Drop me a line if you’re interested. Sold

    “Why Doesn’t MTV Play Music Videos Any More?”

    November 12th, 2012

    And here’s the very NSFW answer:

    (Hat tip: Moe Lane)