Ogre KickStarter Update

May 11th, 2012

The funding period ending for the designer edition of Ogre I previously mentioned.

The total amount raised:

I would imagine that Steve is a very happy camper right now, especially considering that the original goal was $20,000…

Attack of the Zune Spam Zombies

May 7th, 2012

Microsoft discontinued the Zune (i.e., their unpopular iPod clone that, despite coming in brown and being able to “squirt” songs at other people) back in October of 2001. So why am I still getting the same braindead Zune-related comments spam I’ve gotten for the past two years?

“This is getting a bit more subjective, but I much prefer the Zune Marketplace.”

“The new Zune browser is surprisingly good, but not as good as the iPod’s.”

“Hands down, Apple’s app store wins by a mile. It’s a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune.”

My theory is that someone out there sells a ScriptKiddie Comment Spamming Kit that includes pre-loaded Zune comments as the example payload text, and most spammers never bother to switch them out.

Now if I could just figure out why I keep getting comment spam promoting a washed-up rapper…

Howard Waldrop and I Review The Avengers

May 6th, 2012

In a new land speed record, Mark Kelly had our review up at Locus Online about thirty minutes after I mailed it to him.

And anything that pushes The Hasslehoff Recursion further down the page is a blessing for the sanity of others…

David Hasselhoff IS Nick Fury

May 6th, 2012

Oh. My. God.

I’m finishing Howard and I’s review of The Avengers, and I stumbled across this: a TV movie starring The Hoff as Nick Fury.

How bad is? IMDB gives it a 3.5. And the footage looks even worse:

How bad is it? Hasslehoff may be the least sucky part of the film.

Yeah. That bad.

And speaking of things involving Hasslehoff that are painful to view—

No! You wouldn’t!

Yes. I would.

Shoegazer Sunday: Sway’s “Fall”

May 6th, 2012

Here’s the California Shoegazer band Sway with “Fall” (which is available on iTunes):

Not only are there six bands named Sway, there’s another Shoegazer band named Sway out of New South Wales, Australia!

Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys RIP (Plus Robot Hell)

May 4th, 2012

Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys has died of cancer at the deeply untimely age of 47. Dwight pretty much expressed my thoughts, except I didn’t care for “Rock Hard” either. But I did love “Sabotage,” as well as one other song where the Beasties make a guest appearance:

That’s One Hell of a Kick

May 2nd, 2012

Back when I moved into my house in 2004, Steve Jackson was one of the people helping tote those hundreds of boxes of books. I used to contribute pieces to The Space Gamer, and helped playtest Shockwave, and we bumped into each other at various SF events around Austin. He also generously agreed to proof read Nova Express back when it was a going concern, and did an excellent job.

Steve decided to go the Kickstarter route to fund the “Designer Edition” of Ogre. His initial funding goal was $20,000. Actual amount pulled in? As of this writing, $422,719 (and no doubt it will have gone up by the time you click that link).

Congrats Steve!

The May 2012 Ansible is Up

May 1st, 2012

For your skiffy reading pleasure.

You had me at “Scarlett Johansson Tied Up Half Naked”

April 30th, 2012

I would say that Marvel has a good idea exactly what audience it’s trying to draw to The Avengers:

(Actually, I always thought her Ghost World co-star Thora Birch was hotter.)

Since Howard and I will be reviewing The Avengers this weekend, I will forbear pointing out how underpowered Black Widow and Arrow Guy are compared to the rest of the team…

Who better to throw out the first pitch than a horrifying, vengeful ghost?

April 29th, 2012

Oh Japan, don’t ever change.

But there’s no reason this idea can’t succeed in the U.S. Why not have Freddy Kruger, Leatherface, Jason or Pinhead throw out the first pitch? Granted, this still wouldn’t be enough to get me to watch baseball…

In related news: Hello Kitty Ringu products.