A Detailed and Possibly Tedious Account of Adding a New Bookcase To My Library

October 24th, 2011

One problem with having a large library that you’re always adding books to is keeping up with shelving them in the proper place.

I have all my fiction shelved in alphabetical order by author within three form-factors (hardbacks, trade paperbacks, and mass market paperbacks). I leave “expansion joint,” i.e., empty slots in which to insert new acquisitions, on every shelf, but eventually they fill up and it’s time to add a new bookcase. Since they are shelved alphabetically by author, I can’t just stick the books randomly onto the new bookcase if I want to find them.

When I started out collecting books, I got the regular crappy 5-high, assemble-them-yourself particle board bookcases they sold at Target, just like every other college student. (Back then, anyway. I wonder if today’s college students use bookshelves at all.) Later, when I was a little less broke, I had some real 5-high wooden bookcases made for me (one fixed shelf in the middle, three adjustable shelves plus the base) to match the existing particle board shelves. later, when I started running out of room, I started getting 8-high bookcases (one fixed shelf, six adjustable shelves plus the base) to maximize the amount of storage space. in fact, when I moved into my new house, I immediately had three more 8-high built for me (along with a custom paperback shelf) to store books I hadn’t had room to put out in my apartment.

Because of the way the room is laid out, I’ve been replacing the five-high bookcases in my living room/library with the eight-high bookcases, and moving the five-highs back into a sort of den (with a fireplace, a futon, a coffee table, an old sofa for my dog, and the rest of the fiction bookshelves). But to do everything the “proper” way is a fairly labor intensive process:

  1. Order the bookshelf
  2. Take delivery
  3. Stain the bookshelf (and this step and the next one might take several months, depending on whether I think it’s too hot to mess with, since I do it out in my garage)
  4. Varnish the bookshelf (actually, polyurethane)
  5. Remove all the books off the 5-high shelf (in this case, it was in the middles of the S section)
  6. Dust the 5-high shelf with a dust mop
  7. Dust/polish the 5-high with lemon Pledge
  8. Move the shelf back into the den, where it now falls in the middle of the V section
  9. Move about two and a half shelves of books over from the V-W section. This is how much I need to move to incorporate all the proofs I’ve added to the library after clearing out the Nova Express review pile.
  10. Stock the remaining shelves from the V section in the living room.
  11. Now move books over from the next shelf.
  12. Repeat until you reach the books removed from the 5-high and stacked on the table, at which point you incorporate those.
  13. Keep in mind that every time I clear a shelf of books, I:
    1. Take a dust mop to the shelf
    2. Dust the shelf with lemon Pledge
    3. Flip the adjustable shelf over to prevent bowing
    4. Let the shelf dry at least an hour or two; and
    5. Add expansion joints (i.e., empty spots) when you move books back onto the shelves. There are also a few odd cases, where I leave additional spots if I think I’ll be adding be adding more than a book or two to that shelf, such as books I’ve already ordered, very prolific writers I pick up everything by (Joe R. Lansdale and Charles Stross both come to mind), or series gaps I know I want to fill (I’m missing some of the Datlow/Windling Year’s Best volumes).
  14. Continue the book-moving process over a course of weeks until all the shelves have been cleaned and stocked.

This is not a difficult process, but it is time-consuming (and by now I’m mostly done). But it prevents heartache in the long-run, because my collection remains alphabetized, the shelves clean and in good shape. And I can always lay my hands on a book when I need to. (There was another bookseller/collector who packed up his library willy-nilly, depending on what fitted in the box, and it was very frustrating experience trying to pull things from those myriad boxes when he wanted to sell something to me…)

Cartoons for the Halloween Season: Betty Boop in Minnie the Moocher

October 24th, 2011

Cab Calloway, Betty Boop and dancing skeletons. What more could you ask for?

“No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame.”

October 23rd, 2011

Ten year’s ago today, Apple released the iPod. Few could see where this little device would end up taking Apple. (Certainly not this guy.)

The headline is Commander Taco’s famous dismissive evaluation of the device on Slashdot, for those of you too young or too old to get the reference…

(Hat tip: Bill Crider.)

For Halloween: Creepiest Music Ever?

October 23rd, 2011

According to this list, Nurse With Wound’s “I’ve Plummed This Whole Neighborhood” is the Creepiest Song Ever. Having listened to it, I do think it’s contender, though a bit repetitive and trying too hard.

(The video is a bit NSFW.)

Friends of Ed Bryant eBay Auction

October 23rd, 2011

Ends TODAY! (October 23) To help out with Ed’s medical bills (as mentioned here).

A Nice, Spooky Haunted Building Story

October 22nd, 2011

Humper Monkey’s Ghost Story has just about everything you could ask for in a haunted building story. Inexplicable occurrences, dead bodies, a Nazi past, and lots of general creepiness. Oh, and it’s theoretically true. It seems to have originally been posted on Something Awful.

Be forewarned that it’s really long; plan to set aside an hour or two if you want to read the whole thing, as it’s easily novella length.

And, if that weren’t enough, there seems to be more to the story here. It gets a bit less subtle.

I also hope Humper-Monkey gets a cut of this, and it’s not just somebody ripping him off.

Starcraft II: Heart of the Swarm Trailer

October 22nd, 2011

Although I was a tiny bit disappointed by Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty (I didn’t think the “Versus A.I.” single-player maps were as interesting as those in Brood War, and I was pissed that not all of the units were available for those, even if you weren’t playing online; damn it, I want my medic!), I’ll still pick this up. Pretty much everything Blizzard does is first rate.

And yes, you can preorder it.

Also: What the Hell?

Sounds like a bonus-ish, heroes-and-tower-defense type thing. Hmmm. I could really see myself getting sucked into that. Or would, if there were a way to avoid getting pwned by 17-year old Koreans…

Halloween Scares: The Goatman

October 22nd, 2011

So if scary bunnies aren’t your thing, how about Goatmen?

The story, which I have not been able to confirm, is that black goat farmer Oscar Washburn and his family near Denton, Texas were killed by the Klan in August of 1938. (Some set the date even earlier, which does suggest a certain lack of historical evidence.) From there you get the usual hauntings, abandoned cars, etc.

Here’s a mercifully brief video:

Of course, the Denton, Texas Goatman is not to be confused with the Maryland Goatman, who seems to be a Satyr-like half goat/half man creature carrying an axe.

“Hey, that sounds pretty unbelievable,” you say, “but is there a cheesy reality TV video with ominous music, various clip art, some BS theorizing, and random morons walking around in a forest at night to make the story more convincing?”

Why yes. Yes there is.

Halloween Gallary: Scary Bunnies

October 21st, 2011

I know I should save this for Easter, but here are a few bunnyrific cases of nightmare fuel for the Halloween season.

First up, I think any roundup of scary bunnies would be incomplete without Donnie Darko‘ Frank:

Some classic Nightmare Fuel:

Oh, good show on this one, chaps:

(From this page on Bunny Man Bridge. (And here’s a different version of the story, evidently with some actual basis in fact.))

The homemade creation of one Carol C. of Andes, NY:

Since I’m doing this roundup, how could I possibly exclude Angry Alien’s classic The Exorcist: In 30 Seconds With Bunnies?

Finally, a classic PhotoShop that isn’t quite a bunny, but it’s in the neighborhood. A very, very scary neighborhood:

Pleasant dreams…

Cartoons for the Halloween Season: “Hittin’ The Trail For Hallelujah Land”

October 21st, 2011

With Halloween almost upon us, and ten days before the annual Fark scary story thread, I thought it would be a good time to put up some posts for the season, no matter how vaguely related. First up is “Hittin’ The Trail For Hallelujah Land,” one of the earliest Merrie Melodies (AKA Looney Tunes) ever made, and the first of the infamous “Censored Eleven” cartoons, which, due to racial insensitivity and general political incorrectness, have never been released by Warner Brothers on DVD.

“Hittin’ The Trail For Hallelujah Land” is now in the public domain. What makes it seasonal is that there’s a graveyard and skeleton dance sequence in it.