News that Venice is flooding (no, really), reminded me of something I sent around to all my friends before I put this blog up: The trailer for the totally cheestacular Sharks in Venice:
A movie that combines a bad Jaws rip-off with a bad Da Vinci Code/National Treasure ripoff, bad CGI, bad music, a bad Baldwin brother, and a bad Johansson sister. (Evidently Neil Connery was unavailable.) It checks it at an abysmal 3.0 on the IMDB; you almost have to try to get a ranking that low.
It actually looks worse than Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus:
Much less Sharktopus:
Got to admit that’s some groovy theme music, daddy-o. And before I started writing this blog post, I didn’t even know that Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus existed:
These are great times for bad shark movie aficionados…
Tags: Bad Movies, Jaws, Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Movies, Neil Connery, Shark in Venice, Sharktopus
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