Although this is more in Dwight’s line of work, you have to admire the sage efficiency of the advice offered by Sports Illustrated‘s Andy Staples in this handy guide: “Cheating for Dummies: Your guide to smarter NCAA rule-breaking.”
Rule #1: Always Pay Cash. (A lesson that will be repeated further in the piece.)
Rule #6 is to use burner cell phones for any illegal contacts with recruits. I was going to make a reference to The Wire…but Staples already did that too.
Sadly, not everyone can run a program as clean as Mack Brown, but for those who don’t, these simple tips should go a long way toward keeping your program from getting SMU-ed.
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