Crime Blotter Update: Warren Jeffs Trial Nears End

You might remember my previous update on convicted polygamist Warren Jeffs, former president of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Jeffs is on trail for child sex abuse of one of his 12-year old “wives.” The defense has just recently rested in that trial. Will he be convicted? Well, since:

  • The prosecution played an audio sex tape of Jeffs have sex with said 12-year old while three of his other “wives” watched, and
  • Jeffs is acting as his own attorney (oooo, bad idea, space cadet, albeit not as bad as being a crazy pedophile cult leader);
  • Signs would point to Mr. Jeffs spending more time in correctional facilities in the near future. (Insert you own joke about the new “wives” he’ll meet there.)

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