Posts Tagged ‘Howard Waldrop’

Armadillocon 32 Photos (Part 3)

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010


Here’s Bradley Denton, urging Richard M. Nixon’s head on to victory.


Doug Potter.

William Browning Spencer asked that his orange visage be stricken from the Internet.


Howard Waldrop. The background came out so nice I left it in.


Howard setting up for his reading, where he read portions of The Moone World


A. Lee Martinez.


Stina Leicht.


Willie Siros.


A very tried Scott Bobo.


The hardcore Dead Dog Party attendees, from left to right: Jonathan Miles, Michael Sumbera, Andrew Wimsatt, Richard Simental, Dwight Brown.

Here’s Part 1.

Here’s Part 2.

Jonah Hex Review Now Up

Monday, June 21st, 2010

Over at Locus Online. Howard and I agree that it was better than Wicker Man.

Taking a look at the current movie top ten, the only thing I would say Jonah Hex looks clearly superior to is…Marmaduke.

I can see the poster now: BETTER THAN MARMADUKE AND WICKER MAN! That should pull the crowds in…

New Page for Lame Excuse Books

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

Given TimeWarner’s continued incompetence, I’m slowly pulling all of my website from rr.com over to here. I now have the main Lame Excuse Books page at:

https://www.lawrenceperson.com/lame.html

If you’ve never bought anything from me before, Lame Excuse Books specializes in science fiction, fantasy, horror, and Slipstream first editions, with an emphasis on small press and signed editions. I have lots of books available by the like of Joe R. Lansdale, Howard Waldrop, Neil Gaiman, Charles Stross, John Scalzi, etc.

So update your book marks! And it wouldn’t hurt for you to buy a book or ten…

The Science of Iron Man, and Other Disquisitions on Comic Book-to-Movie Adaptations

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

So Howard Waldrop and I reviewed Iron Man 2 over at Locus Online. (Executive Summary for the tl;dr crowd: If you liked the first one, you’ll like the second one.) But one point I touch on, albeit briefly, is the question of just how far you’re willing to embrace the looser standards of scientific plausibility used in comic books in a movie that is (technically, ostensibly) science fiction. And frequently “looser” means “non-existent.” (Read the review for thoughts on Tony Stark’s DIY basement particle accelerator.)

The ground-rule of just about any genre work, and certainly speculative fiction, is internal consistency, i.e., the story must play by the rules, and make sense according to, the work’s own internal frame of reference. If it’s a work of science fiction, you can’t just have someone breath in vacuum just because it’s convenient for your plot, you have to provide some sort of mechanism by which they breathe so as not to violate the contract with the reader that the internal consistency requirements of science fiction will be maintained.

In most superhero comics (warning: unlike Howard, I haven’t read every damn comic in the world in my youth, so pardon me if my gross generalizations are gross and general), the scientific plausibility starts out a bit more loosely defined than in your average SF (or fantasy, or horror) story, and gets looser still as time goes on and our hero goes up against an ever-expanding array of villains with ever-more exotic powers. (Never mind the ever-expanding implausibility of that many super-powered individuals running around, the vast majority of whom seem to prefer fighting crime or each other rather than getting immensely rich or setting up their own countries.)

So one superhero is implausible enough. But then you get to something like the Marvelverse, where every possible combination of overpowered individual (Mutants! Aliens! Gods! Demons!) possessing every possible superpower (Magic! Time-travel! Teleportation! Mind-reading! Super-strength! Super-healing! Super-speed!) exist cheek-by-jowl with each other, then where are you allowed to draw the line on plausibility? “I can buy a super-smart billionaire genius building a tiny fusion reactor out of scrap, but living in the same world as a Norse god? Whoa, stop the ride, I have to step off.”

This is why the most successful of the modern comic-book adaptations (Iron Man and Spider-Man both come to mind) work so hard to establish their protagonist’s connection to every-day life (even if, in Tony Stark’s case, that life is pretty freaking rarefied), because without that grounding, viewers are hard-pressed to buy the comic book elements that would seem patently absurd in a realistic movie or novel. It’s also why comic book universes tend to have a giant retcon every now and then to trim the most unlikely branches off that universe (Crisis on Infinite Earths, anyone?).

Granted, the Hollywood standards of plausibility in the average science fiction film, and the average action film (the two genres superhero films drink most deeply from) has been steadily slipping, to the extent they were ever present at all. (Though I should point out that I’m excluding deliberately insane, over the top films like Crank 2 that make no effort to be realistic.) But the race for ever-more-insane set pieces to sate ever-more-jaded tastes must eventually reach the point of diminishing returns; if everything is possible, then nothing is interesting. Which is why superheroes are driven as much by their constraints as by their powers.

Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne are the most interesting subjects for movies because they have no traditional superpowers, owing their status to supreme intelligence, personal training, technological prowess and unlimited bank accounts. By contrast, Superman is the least interesting superhero, being able to do essentially anything he wants. And the Christopher Reeve Superman where he goes back in time (because, you know, Superman simply wasn’t powerful enough already) brings up the question: Why do we care whether Superman wins or loses, since he can always go back in time whenever he wants to undo the outcome?

By these standards, a tiny fusion reactor built out of scrap only slightly strains credibility, while a prism that bends particle beams (rather than light) gets fundamental physics so fundamentally wrong that it shatters it. I also think that you have to take a movie’s basic premise as a given. Now, I find it perfectly acceptable to draw your own line of personal disbelief at, or well before, miniature fusion reactors. But if so, why would you see any Iron Man movie in the first place?

Note: The Locus site is suffering from the side effects of switching to Word Press as their blog engine, so the review may not be available, or the have the link for it show up on the front page, at any given moment.

Iron Man 2

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Since Iron Man 2 opens this weekend, and Howard Waldrop and I will be reviewing it for Locus Online, here’s our review of the original Iron Man.

Howard Waldrop and I’s Review of Alice in Wonderland

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Now up over at Locus Online.

Pictures from the 2009 Readercon

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

I put these up on my Facebook account back before I had the blog, but I suspect many non-Facebook people would like a look at them as well.

RCon2009 Gene Wolfe Rosemary Liz

Gene Wolfe, Liz Hand, Rosemary Wolfe

RCon2009 Chris Gordon

Chris Nakashima-Brown, Gordon Van Gelder

RCon2009 Chip Liz

Chip Delany, Liz Hand

RCon2009 Paul Howard

Paul Di Filippo, Howard Waldrop, Jeri Bishop.

RCon2009 Straub Crowley

Peter Straub, John Crowley

RCon2009 Clute GaryWolfe

Gary K. Wolfe, John Clute

Mark Finn on Howard and I on The Wolfman

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

And here’s Mark Finn’s take on Howard and I’s review of The Wolfman. (I’m not sure if non-Facebookers can see that page, though.)

And here’s your receipt for my receipt.

P.S.: As for the commenter that suggested that people who didn’t like the movie “don’t know what an old fashioned monster movie was or they just don’t want to see one”: Well, I’m not untutored in the genre, but you could certainly find more knowledgeable classic horror movie buffs than I. But if you actually want to suggest that Howard Waldrop doesn’t know/and or like old horror movies, then BEEEEP! I’m sorry, you lose, you get nothing. Good day, sir!

The Wolfman: A Review (and Alternatives)

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Howard Waldrop and I’s review of The Wolfman has finally been published over at Locus Online. As you can tell from the review, we were, ahem, not enthusiastic.

That brings up the question: if you have a hankering for some hairy, gut-ripping werewolf goodness, what should you watch?

  • Dog Soldiers: Director Neil Marshall’s first film, which shows British soldiers running into a pack of werewolves while on maneuvers in the Scottish highlands.
  • An American Werewolf in London: The first really good werewolf movie of the modern era. Also the first (as far as I know) to use the now-cliched “character wakes up from a nightmare only to find out they’re still in the nightmare” move, which worked brilliantly the first time, and less and less every time since…
  • Kibakichi: This was one of the themed previews they showed before the feature at the Alamo Drafthouse. It features samurai, werewolves, demons, and Gatling guns. I haven’t seen it yet, but I’d like to, as it looks completely insane (in a good way).
  • Ginger Snaps: Smart-ass teenage girls get the werewolf treatment. Another film I haven’t seen, but which I’ve heard good things about.
  • Don’t forget the original version of The Wolf Man.
  • Finally, for a film much (and gloriously) worse than The Wolfman, here’s the full MST3K version of Werewolf, online for your grainy viewing pleasure. (Alternately available as part of Mystery Science Theater 3000: 20th Anniversary Edition, along with First Spaceship on Venus, Laserblast, and Future War.)
  • What Should I Read in 2010?

    Monday, February 8th, 2010

    In the Before Time, the Long Long Ago (i.e., before I started this blog), I would ask The Vast Wisdom of Usenet (i.e. rec.arts.sf.written) what books I should read this year. Now that I have the blog, I’m posting the question here.

    Below are 100 books (or a more, counting multiple titles by a single author) of fiction I’m considering reading in 2010. With a few exceptions (like forthcoming books), they’re all books I already own in first editions. Most likely I’ll get to considerably less than 100. The first few are books I’ll probably get to (or have already read), whereas the rest are a little vaguer (and in alphabetical order by author). That’s where you come in. Tell me which of the books below I should or shouldn’t read, and why. If a book’s not on the list, it’s probably because I’ve already read it, or have no interest in it, won’t get to it this year, etc., so save your electrons instead of suggesting alternates (there are plenty of other places for that). And if I list Book #2 in a linear series, rest assured I’ve already read Book #1.

    I don’t promise I’ll read all the highest rated works, but those most highly praised are considerably more likely to be added to the reading stack, which is what’s happened the previous years I’ve done this.

    • Gene Wolfe: The Sorceror’s House
    • John Scalzi: The God Engines
    • Joe R. Lansdale: Vanilla Ride
    • China Mieville: King Rat
    • Steven R. Boyett: Elegy Beach
    • Joe Hill: 20th Century Ghosts
    • Philip K. Dick: Collected Stories Volume II or Radio Free Albemuth
    • Michael Moorcock:The War Hound and the World’s Pain or The Final Programme
    • Greg Egan: Crystal Nights
    • Peter Ackroyd: Hawksmoor
    • J. G. Ballard: Crystal World
    • Iain Banks: Against a Dark Background or Matter
    • John Barnes: Kaleidoscope Century or Mother of Storms
    • Stephen Baxter: Traces or Mayflower II
    • Peter S. Beagle: A Fine and Private Place
    • Greg Bear: The City at the End of Time
    • Poppy Z. Brite: Plastic Jesus
    • Tobias Buckell: Sly Mongoose
    • Octavia Butler: Fledgeling
    • Jack Cady: The Night We Buried Road Dog
    • Michael Chabon: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
    • John Christopher: No Blade of Grass
    • Susanna Clarke: Ladies of Grace Adieu
    • Hal Clement: Iceworld
    • Avram Davidson: The Adventures of Dr. Esterhauzy or Limekiller
    • L. Sprague de Camp: A Gun for Dinosaur
    • Bradley Denton: Laughin’ Boy
    • Paul Di Filippo: Lost Pages or Fractal Paisleys
    • George Alec Effinger: What Entropy Means to Me
    • Harlan Ellison: Deathbird Stories
    • John M. Ford: The Dragon Waiting
    • Neil Gaiman: Fragile Things or The Graveyard Book
    • John Gardner: Freddy’s Book or The Wreckage of Agathon
    • Ray Garton: Night Life or Nids
    • Jane Gaskell: The Serpent
    • Joe Haldeman: The Accidental Time Machine
    • Peter F. Hamilton: Mindstar Rising
    • Robert E. Howard: Conan the Barbarian
    • Nalo Hopkinson: Brown Girl in the Ring or The Salt Roads
    • Shirley Jackson: We Have Always Lived in the Castle or The Lottery
    • M. R. James: More Ghost Stories Of An Antiquary
    • K. W. Jeter: Noir or Dark Seeker
    • Ha Jin: Waiting
    • James Patrick Kelly: Strange But Not a Stranger
    • Stephen King: Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass or The Colorado Kid
    • Russell Kirk: The Surly Sullen Bell (and yes, I’ve read the 2 Arkham House collections)
    • Henry Kuttner and/or C. L. Moore: Mutant, Fury, Black God’s Shadow or No Boundaries
    • R. A. Lafferty: Archipelago or The 13th Voyage of Sinbad
    • Fritz Leiber: Night’s Black Agents
    • Stanislaw Lem: Solaris
    • Jonathan Lethem: Motherless Brooklyn
    • Thomas Ligotti: Grimscribe, Noctuary, or The Shadow at the Bottom of the World
    • Ian MacLeod: Breathmoss and Other Exhalations
    • Ken MacLeod: Giant Lizards from Another Star or The Execution Channel
    • Gregory Maguire: Wicked
    • Barry Malzberg: Hervoit’s World
    • Richard Matheson: Duel or What Dreams May Come
    • Ian MacDonald: River of Gods
    • Maureen McHugh: Mission Child or Nekropolis
    • Sean McMullen: The Miocene Arrow
    • Larry McMurtry: Lonesome Dove
    • Ward Moore: Bring the Jubilee
    • Pat Murphy: The Falling Woman
    • John Myers Myers: Silverlock
    • William F. Nolan: Things Beyond Midnight or Wild Galaxy
    • Naomi Novik: Throne of Jade
    • Patrick O’Leary: Other Voices, Other Rooms
    • Chad Oliver: The Shores of Another Sea or The Winds of Time
    • Susan Palwick: The Fate of Mice
    • H. Beam Piper: Lord Kalvan of Otherwhen
    • Tim Powers: Three Days to Never or Pilot Light
    • Alastair Reynolds: Redemption Ark
    • Rudy Rucker: Master of Time & Space or The Secret of Life or White Light
    • Matt Ruff: Fool on the Hill
    • Salman Rushdie: Midnight’s Children
    • Joanna Russ: The Female Man
    • Karl Schroeder: Permanence or Lady of Mazes
    • David J. Schow: Crypt Orchids
    • Michael Shaara: The Herald or The Killer Angels
    • Michael Shea: A Quest for Simbilis
    • Lucius Shepard: Floater or Aztechs or Viator
    • Lewis Shiner: The Edges of Things or Black and White
    • Dan Simmons: The Terror or Hard as Nails
    • Robert Sladek: Roderick
    • Neal Stephenson: Zodiac or The Big U
    • Charles Stross: The Fuller Memorandum (forthcoming)
    • Theodore Sturgeon: Microcosmic God: The Complete Stories of Theodore Sturgeon Volume 2
    • Steph Swainston: The Year of Our War
    • Thomas Burnett Swann: The Day of the Minotaur
    • Karl Edward Wagner: Darkness Weaves
    • Howard Waldrop: The Moone World (forthcoming)
    • Manly Wade Wellman: The Sleuth Patrol, The Last Mammoth or Fastest on the River
    • Martha Wells: The Element of Fire
    • John Whitbourne: To Build Jerusalem or Binscomb Tales
    • Liz Williams: The Demon and the City
    • Jack Williamson and James E. Gunn: Star Bridge
    • Connie Willis: To Say Nothing of the Dog
    • Jack Vance: Star King, The Languages of Pao, or Ports of Call
    • Roger Zelazny: Wilderness or DonnerJack