Posts Tagged ‘Body Count’

Today’s Fark-Ready Headline: “Did mother’s urge to play Yahtzee cause son to strangle her?”

Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

The family involved seems a wee tad dysfunctional. Mama Mason’s boys (yes, there are three involved) don’t seem like the sharpest points in the punch-kit:

The charges said Jacob Cobb strangled his mother on the living room floor. Then he or his brother Andrew put a plastic bag over her head and tightened a belt around her neck. Clemens allegedly drove her body west to South Dakota, then east to Glenwood, Minn., before storing the corpse in a garbage can in a shed for months until the ground thawed enough for the two elder brothers to bury it.

Sounds like the makings of a good Coen Brothers movie. Or a bad Joe Pesci movie…

Bonus One: The climatic battle scene from the South Park episode “You Have Zero Friends”.

Bonus Two: Body Count’s “Momma’s Gotta Die Tonight”:

(Both of those are a little NSFW…)

(Hat tip: Bill Crider.)