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This Week in Criminal Stupidity

Posted on July 27, 2011 by Lawrence Person

Protip: If you’re trying to sell meat door to door out of a truck, don’t try to sell to a game warden. Especially if you don’t have retail truck dealer’s license. And you’re wanted in California for burglary. And the … Continue reading →

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This Time for Sure!

Posted on July 17, 2010 by Lawrence Person

Know all those stories about gullible Western men swearing up and down that their Thai holiday girl is really in love with them? Here’s the same story, but this time it’s about middle-aged women falling for the same line from … Continue reading →

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Protip: Drive-bys

Posted on November 11, 2009 by Lawrence Person

If you’re going to conduct a drive-by shooting, roll down the window first. It didn’t take Sherlock Holmes to crack this case… (Hat tip: Bill Crider. )

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