I’ll be sending a new Lame Excuse Books catalog of science fiction, fantasy, and horror first editions out via email later this week. Email me at lperson1@austin.rr.com if you want to receive a copy.
New Lame Excuse Books Catalog Real Soon Now
December 29th, 2009Tracy McGrady to Part Ways With the Rockets
December 28th, 2009So the inevitable parting that so many have predicted seems to have happened, and the Rockets are seeking to trade seven-time All-Star Tracy McGrady at his request. With his $23 million salary, that won’t be easy.
With his departure immanent, it’s a good time to sum up his Rockets career, and to clear away a few myths and misconceptions:
- The Rockets acquisition of McGrady was not a mistake. Remember, the Rockets traded Steve Francis to get McGrady. I don’t think anyone would argue that they got the short end of that deal.
- McGrady was, at least at the beginning of his Rockets career, a true superstar, and could still play like it upon occasion. Remember when he dropped 13 points on the Spurs in 35 seconds?
- McGrady was not team poison, ala Allen Iverson or Stephen Marbury. He didn’t, as far as I can remember, rip his teammates or coaches. He was not the classic NBA malcontent.
- However, he was a grumbler. His last few years as a Rocket, he was no longer playing like a superstar but still expected to play superstar minutes and get superstar touches.
- He was not a consistent defender. He could, upon occasion, play lock-down defense against some of the leagues greatest stars, and he would say the right things and make an effort to learn the defensive schemes, but he never internalized the need to make defense as big a priority as offense the way the league’s truly great players (Michael Jordan, anyone?) learned to.
- He unwisely came back before he was ready from injuries, hurting the Rockets as well as himself.
- He had trouble fitting himself into coach Rick Adelman’s schemes. Given the surprising success Adelman has had molding this no-star collection of role-players into a focused, blue-collar, no-ego, winning team, that made him not only a distraction, but expendable.
Like Ron Artest, McGrady is a solid player but a flawed individual who did the Rockets more good than harm over the tenure of his career, but ultimately had to be let go for the betterment of the team. Perhaps Rockets wunderkind GM Daryl Morey can trade McGrady for a collection of undervalued spare parts that can be used to push for a championship, but his $23 million cap number makes that a hard sell. Maybe he can sell him to a championship contender in need of another scorer. (I’m sure Morey has already offered McGrady up to the Cleveland Cavaliers as part of a straight-up swap for LeBron James. Oh how they laughed.)
So raise a glass to the departing shade of TMac. If you and Mao had ever both been healthy for an entire season together, Houston might have another championship banner or two…
(Don’t worry; I’ll be returning to my regular book geeking (with an incredibly long post) in a day or so.)
Alan Moore as a Hot Teenaged Japanese Girl
December 21st, 2009Comic tribute to Watchman creator and comic-God Alan Moore? Got it.
By a Japanese illustrator? Fine.
As a Dojinshi comic depicting Alan Moore as a hot teenage Japanese girl?
Ow! You broke my brain!
Had Another Piece of “Twitter Fiction” Published
December 21st, 2009This one of “seasonal interest.”
“Told ya I was hardcore”
December 19th, 2009Having played lunch-break basketball at work a while back, I can assure you that, for a non-contact sport, basketball can have an awful lot of contact. But this is pretty extreme:
“The teams lost Dirk Nowitzki and Carl Landry early in the second quarter when Landry cut off Nowitzki on a drive, catching Nowitzki’s right elbow in the mouth, dislodging or breaking parts of five of Landry’s teeth.
“Landry was taken to the emergency room and will see an oral surgeon today to determine the extent of the damage. Nowitzki needed 30 minutes for pieces of Landry’s teeth to be removed from his elbow.”
Ouch! We know this year’s scrappy Rockets are a hard-nosed, blue collar team, but that’s taking things to a painful extreme…
Obituary Watch: Dan O’Bannon
December 18th, 2009Dan O’Bannon, the screenwriter for Alien, the writer/star of Dark Star, and the director of The Return of the Living Dead has died at 63.
That’s a pretty worthy legacy to leave behind…
Life Imitates William Gibson’s Idoru
December 17th, 2009Japanese man marries his virtual dating sim girlfriend.
Now don’t you feel better about your own love life (or lack thereof)?
I participated in a Mind Meld over at SF Signal
December 16th, 2009On the best SF books and movies I enjoyed this year.
Sadly, almost none of those actually came out this year…
Tim Conway Turns 76
December 15th, 2009Tim Conway is 76 today, so in honor of his birthday, yep, it’s the elephant story.
It never gets old.
/My lawn. Get off it.
Two Things Dwight Might Like
December 13th, 2009I mentioned one of these to Dwight at the Saturday Dining Conspiracy and chanced across the other.
Appetite City: A Culinary History of New York by William Grimes. This got a very favorable review in National Review (the print edition; alas, the review does not seem to be online).
Shackleton – The Greatest Survival Story of All Time (3-Disc Collector’s Edition). I actually chanced across this Kenneth Branagh DVD in my nearest Blockbuster’s going out of business sale, and was pretty much the only thing there that wasn’t crap, overpriced, or overpriced crap. Alas, the copy had too many scratches on it to take a chance on it even at $3.99, so I gave it a pass. Since Dwight is into Great Age of Exploring books, I thought I would mention it. And Branagh has been great in everything I’ve seen him in. (Then again, that may only be Henry V and Hamlet…)