And now for something vaguely Star Trek-related

December 11th, 2009

I have a co-worker with a number of Spock sketches up on his whiteboard (which I actually started), with Evil Spock (with beard), Vincent van Spock (one ear), etc.

Today he said he had to erasing some of the more obscure Spocks (like one that was evidently a Babylon 5 reference) with Spocks people would be more likely to recognize.

I asked him: “Who are you going to give the money to?”

Him: “What do you mean?”

Me: “Don’t you know that there’s a hefty re-Spocking fee?”

/True story
//I’ll be here all week
///Try the veal
////Slashies usage blatantly lifted from Fark

Frank Frazetta attempts to steal paintings by Frank Frazetta

December 10th, 2009

It’s not every day you read about an attempted $20 million art heist, much less from the museum dedicated to the works of famous fantasy artist Frank Frazetta. However, the real kicker is that the perp (or, technically speaking, “alleged” perp) is Frank Frazetta’s own son.

The main tool of theft seems to be a backhoe rather than a broadsword.

(Hat tip: John DeNardo of SF Signal.)

And speaking of female pop stars and wretched excess…

December 9th, 2009

…former CNN movie critic Paul Tatara searches for the worst pop Christmas album of all time, and says the winner is…Christina Aguilera’s “Oh Holy Night”.

“Until Aguilera’s apparently astounding soulfulness bitch-slapped me into the 21st century, I had no idea the word “night” contained 14 syllables…or that every word contains 14 syllables.”

With audio snippet good-, er badness.

Architect Frank Gehry Designs Hat for Lady Gaga

December 8th, 2009

Like all his other work, it’s a complete and utter piece of crap.

On the other hand, I think her Dali piano is pretty cool:

Lady Gaga’s brand of vapid pop isn’t my particular cup of poison, but in the interest of filling out the rare Lady Gaga trifecta, here’s the music video for Paparazzi. (Skip to about 3 minutes in if you want to go straight to the music.) When it comes to attention-whoring pop stars, she doesn’t settle for half-measures. I mean, just look at the number of costume changes there…

Follow-up: There was something that video kept reminding me of, and I finally figured it out:

J. G. Ballard’s Crash

Christ Turns Down Notre Dame Football Job

December 5th, 2009

Though more up Dwight’s alley than mine, I found this Onion article amusing.

And as long as we’re bashing Notre Dame, I found the image below on this Fark thread.

Those with no interest in football should know that there’s more science fiction and book geeking coming up Real Soon Now.

Texas Longhorns 13, Nebraska Cornhuskers 12

December 5th, 2009

Texas barely wins on a (literally) last second field goal.

Either Nebraska has the best defense in the country (very possible), or UT will have real problems in the national championship game against Alabama unless Colt McCoy can regain some of last year’s poise.

Texas and Nebraska: A Cautionary Tale

December 4th, 2009

Texas-Nebraska is an obvious mismatch.

Going into the Big 12 Championship, one team is a reigning powerhouse with a future Hall of Fame coach not far removed from a National Championship that views the game as a stepping stone for a chance to play a powerful Florida team for another national championship. The other is a former powerhouse, fallen on hard times but on the rebound with a new coach. But everyone agrees the game will be a speedbump on the powerhouse’s way to playing in another National Championship game..

Sound familiar? It should, because it describes not only the 2009 Big 12 Championship, but also the very first Big 12 Championship in 1996. There Nebraska was the reigning powerhouse, far more dominant in the 1990s (three National Championships in the 1990s under Tom Osborne) than Texas, which has just a single National Championship under Mack Brown. (Not that we’re complaining, mind you. We’re very happy to have both it and Mack Brown.) And the Nebraska team UT will be facing Saturday has a better record (9-3) than the Longhorn team going into the 1996 game (7-4). (As an added irony, the Texas win knocked Mack Brown’s North Carolina team out of a BCS bowl.. )

All that said, Texas is still (and should be) the prohibitive favorite. Neither Cody Green nor Zac Lee seems to be as crafty or nervy a quarterback as James Brown was for Texas. And Colt McCoy is probably the best college quarterback in the country right now.

Still, the Longhorns shouldn’t get cocky. If a team coached by John Mackovic can upset a defending National Champion, anything can happen.

Sight and Sound Critics and Director Polls

December 3rd, 2009

And speaking of movie polls, here’s the 2002 Sight and Sound Top Ten Critics poll, with many of the usual suspects (Citizen Kane, The Godfather, The Rules of the Game, etc.) on display in the top ten. It (and the longer list of films receiving votes) is long on French art films and short on crowd-pleasers, even those (like The Shawshank Redemption) with a fair amount of critical acclaim.

I’m somewhat surprised to find Vertigo ranked second, as (IMHO) it’s not even Hitchcock’s best film (I’d put Rear Window, and possibly one or two others, above it).

There’s also a Top Ten List compiled by directors (and another longer list), which is slightly different.

Books Read: Bruce Sterling’s The Caryatids

December 2nd, 2009

Bruce Sterling’s The Caryatids: How much you’ll enjoy reading The Caryatids depends on how much you’d enjoy listening to Bruce Sterling talk to himself. Because that’s basically what The Caryatids is about. (This is not necessarily selling it short; Bruce’s monologues are endlessly fascinating, both in person and on the printed page.) It’s certainly an improvement over The Zenith Angle, in which, despite the usual array of cool Sterling stuff, it was obvious that his heart wasn’t into the technothriller form. He’s designed the mid-21st century post-disaster setting as a way to explore his core religious belief in Anthropogenic Global Warming, as well as his fascination with ubiquitous computing, Hollywood celebrity, the decay of the nation-state, post-national politics, etc. Unfortunately, the titular characters don’t drive the plot so much as have it acted upon them; they’re viewpoints rather than plot drivers. (This is not a new issue for Bruce: the protagonists of Islands in the Net and Holy Fire (to name but two) function in much the same manner.) If you haven’t already read Distraction and Holy Fire, I’d read those first, but there’s certainly enough here for the average Sterling fan to enjoy. I also find it interesting that the character that sounds and acts the most like Bruce ends up, at novel’s end, hooked up with the most obviously evil character…

Top Ten Movies of the Last 30 Years

December 1st, 2009

So Dwight pointed out this list of the top five films of the last 30 years to me. I haven’t seen Brokeback Mountain, but the rest of the list is at least credible. In trying to come up with one myself, I found myself unable to limit it to just five, so here’s the more traditional Top Ten List:

  1. Brazil
  2. Schindler’s List
  3. Heavenly Creatures
  4. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  5. This is Spinal Tap
  6. The Incredibles
  7. The Lord of the Rings (Yeah, I’m counting them as one movie. You got a problem with that, wise guy?)
  8. The Killing Fields
  9. The Lives of Others
  10. Fresh

Honorable mention: Goodfellas, Black Hawk Down, Fargo, Hot Fuzz, The Prestige, Hamlet (the Branagh version), Hard-Boiled, Dead Alive (AKA Braindead), Police Story III: Supercop, Juno, The Empire Strikes Back, Shall We Dance? (original Japanese version), Unforgiven, Blade Runner

Disclaimer: These are all at this particular moment in time, and I’m sure right after I put it up I’ll remember something I forgot to include. Shameless Amazon filthy lucre linkage above (generally to the edition I would get, unless it’s not in print, like some Criterion editions). Some settling may occur. Some body parts may not exist. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

So what are your top ten?