Troy McClure Film, or Actual Bad Movie?

April 11th, 2012

A more difficult quiz than you might think.

Another Heritage Book Auction

April 8th, 2012

Heritage Auction is having another of their big book Auctions April 11.

There are a few notable SF/F/H works listed:

  • Another Asbestos-bound copy of Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451.
  • Another signed copy of Philip K. Dick’s Confessions of a Crap Artist.
  • A copy of H.P. Lovecraft’s The Outsider and Others with perhaps the nicest dust jacket (an original, not the de la Ree facsimile) I’ve ever seen offered for sale.
  • The signed, limited first edition of Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World
  • The first Stephen King book he ever signed, an incribed ARC of Carrie.
  • A first edition of Bram Stoker’s Dracula, with a signed letter from Stoker laid in.
  • There’s also some signed Thomas Pynchon, which almost never comes on the market, including:

  • The Crying of Lot 49
  • Gravity’s Rainbow
  • Slow Learner
  • An ARC of a later edition of V
  • Plus the notoriously fragile Shakespeare and Company true first edition (in wrappers) of James Joyce’s Ulysses.

    But the main strength of the auction is in non-fiction, including first editions of:

  • Adam Smith’s An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations.
  • Charles Darwin’s On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection
  • A beautifully bound subscriber’s edition of T.E. Lawrence’s Seven Pillars of Wisdom
  • Not to mention several Isaac Newton first editions, plus a whole lot of important economic and military first editions.

    Shoegazer Sunday: Speaker Gain Teardrop’s “Vasumitra”

    April 8th, 2012

    More obscure Japanese shoegaze, this time from Speaker Gain Teardrop off their album RENDERING ENCRYPTION (a title that will no doubt bring a smile to Cory Doctrow’s face).

    Here’s both the live and studio versions.

    An April Fools Making Fiends

    April 7th, 2012

    Sometime I’ll have to post my long in gestation piece on why I love Amy Winfrey’s Making Fiends, a successful web animations series that Nickelodeon made into a a swell TV show it failed to adequately promote.

    In the meantime, enjoy this April Fools episode, which, if you haven’t followed the original series, probably won’t make much sense to you…

    What do you know? Kevin McHale can coach a little

    April 7th, 2012

    Last night the Rockets beat the Lakers to go 30-25. Barring an end-of-season meltdown (always a possibility), it looks like the Rockets will make the playoffs and be seeded somewhere between 6 and 8 in the stacked West. This is a mild surprise, given how shaky they looked early in the season and how two of what were their best three players going in (Kyle Lowery and Kevin Martin) have been out with health issues during the latest run.

    Given the back-to-back defeat of the East-leading Bulls, and the still-tough Lakers, it’s time to consider that maybe, just maybe, Kevin McHale knows how to coach a little.

    This is actually something of a surprise, since many people (myself included) were skeptical when Daryl Morey tapped McHale to be head coach after the departure of Rick Adelman (McHale’s Hall of Fame playing career notwithstanding). The fact that McHale was awful as the Timberwolves GM (drafting Kevin Garnett in 1995 was pretty much the only thing he did right as GM until the Kevin Love trade in 2008) and that he went 39-55 in two brief stints as their coach didn’t exactly inspire confidence.

    But McHale has the superstar-deficient Rockets playing unselfish, team-oriented basketball. Though it’s hard to compare due to the strike-shortened season, McHale’s team is two games ahead of where Adelman’s was 11 games before the end of the season. Granted, having two legit centers in Marcus Camby and Samuel Dalembert (as opposed to the always-scrappy but height-challenged Chuck Hayes (whose stats in Sacramento are way down)) certainly doesn’t hurt, but no one going into this season would have thought that would remotely make up for all the time Lowery and Martin have missed.

    Once again we’re faced with the possibility that Daryl Morey just might know what he’s doing.

    Dallas Tornado Footage

    April 3rd, 2012

    In which we learn, yet again, that mother nature really hate 18-wheelers.

    I guess those annoying sirens are the new “TORNADOES WILL KILL YOU UNLESS YOU TAKE SHELTER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!” warning.

    Filmed off a TV, but impressive close-ups:

    From Lancaster

    Aftermath:

    Austin Dining Review: Chagos

    April 3rd, 2012

    (Note: This is a restaurant review that will eventually end up on The Logbook of the Saturday Dining Conspiracy, but since: A.) We’ve pretty much sucked at keep that up to date, and B.) We both have blogs, and, hey, content!, I thought I’d start putting my reviews up in transit to the main SDC pages.)

    Chagos Caribbean Cuisine
    7301 N Lamar Blvd.
    Austin, Texas 78752
    (512) 275-6013
    http://www.chagos.biz/

    Dining Date: March 24, 2012

    This is a nice, cheap, hole-in-the-wall restaurant on a stretch (north Lamar between Airport and 183) that has traditionally been hostile to any restaurant not named “Kim Phung.” Although the plantano and yucca chips didn’t grab me, the chicken appetizer was sort of interesting, the salad wasn’t bad, and my Bistec Encebollado was reasonably tasty.

    My Tres Leches cake was quite deliciously sweet but undersized. Service was attentive and personal, but they weren’t particularly busy.

    If you live nearby, and are in the mood for something both cheap and not bland TexMex, Chagos is worth a try.

    The New Ansible is Out

    April 2nd, 2012

    For your skiffy reading pleasure.

    Things That Sounded Like a Really Bad Idea Right Off The Bat

    April 2nd, 2012

    Here’s a film I’ve never heard of, that never got a U.S. theatrical release, that cost some €25 million to make, that sounds not just like a train wreck, but like horrifying, misconceived, epic train wreck.

    The premise, from IMDB:

    Cheyenne, a wealthy former rock star, now bored and jaded in his retirement embarks on a quest to find his father’s persecutor, an ex-Nazi war criminal now hiding out in the U.S.

    Well, they doesn’t sound very promising right off the bat. But then you see who’s playing the lead role:

    That’s right: Sean Penn, 50-something EMO rocker. That moves it from merely bad to legendarily bad. You look at the IMDB listing and think: “Well, it has David Byrne playing himself. That might be the only thing about this film that doesn’t suck.” And then you watch the trailer:

    And think: “Well, it has David Byrne playing himself. That might be the only thing about this film that doesn’t suck.”

    This may be the most ill-conceived film involving Auschwitz since Jerry Lewis’ The Day the Clown Cried.

    But unlike The Day the Clown Cried, This Must be The Place was actually released. And I’d be willing to watch either of them once.

    Once.

    Edited to add: Though it’s played in Europe and Sundance, it doesn’t seem to have had a general U.S. release, so it might still pop up at art houses across the country this year.

    It does seem to have gotten mostly good reviews from the kind of people who give films like this good reviews…

    My April 1st Piece for 2012 is Up at Locus Online

    April 1st, 2012

    My April 1st piece, detailing Margaret Atwood’s new science fiction magazine, is up over at Locus Online.

    My many previous April 1 offerings include:

  • Neil Gaiman One Step Closer to Sainthood
  • Doctorow and Stross to write authorized sequel to Atlas Shrugged
  • Peter Watts and Paolo Bacigalupi collaborate of a depressing dystopian shared-world anthology.
  • Greg Egan, Kelly Link Collaborate on Novel
  • 12 Killed in SFWA Flamewar
  • Lucasfilms announces “Adult” Star Wars Novel Line