How Hot Is It, Johnny?

August 3rd, 2011

Here in Texas, we’re pretty much used to it hitting 100º for several days running in the summer. What we’re not so used to is it hitting 105º every day for weeks on end. Lately it’s been about 95º when I went out to walk my dog at 10:30 at night.

This is, to say the least, unpleasant.

We’re also breaking power-consumption records.

This is the hottest summer I can remember, and the drought is even worse. Not only is it worse than any I can remember, it’s the worst since they started keeping rainfall records. In 1895.

If you need visual confirmation, this graphic should do the trick:

100% of the state is under drought conditions, and 75% are suffering from D4 exceptional drought. Maybe they need to add a D5 level: “It’s dead, Jim.” Yes, it’s worse statistically than the Dust Bowl. (Thank modern agriculture, irrigation and lack of wind for not picking up the topsoil and dropping it on other states.) It also threatens record agricultural losses.

I fully expect it to be cooler in Reno for the Worldcon than it will be in Austin.

One consolation: So far, it doesn’t look like we’ll break the all-time record for the hottest day in Austin history, which was 112º on September 5th, 2000. That was not fun. (I was out riding my bike the day before, when it only hit a temperate 109º…)

The August Ansible is Up

August 2nd, 2011

For all your skiffy reading pleasure.

Howard Waldrop and I Review Cowboys & Aliens

August 1st, 2011

Over at Locus Online.

This Week in Criminal Stupidity

July 27th, 2011

Protip: If you’re trying to sell meat door to door out of a truck, don’t try to sell to a game warden.

Especially if you don’t have retail truck dealer’s license.

And you’re wanted in California for burglary.

And the truck you’re driving is stolen. (Scroll down to July 18 on the link.)

Norts Spews

July 26th, 2011

Which is sadder:

  1. The fact that the Mariners have lost 16 games in a row, or
  2. The fact that they’re still ten games better than the Astros?

The Honorable Kind of Dishonorable

July 25th, 2011

Once again I have won a coveted Dishonorable Mention in the Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest. As in one previous entry, my contribution deals with the joys of the writer’s style…

Obscure Movie Thread

July 24th, 2011

That is to say, there’s an obscure movie thread over on Ace of Spades (a political blog, but this is a non-political thread).

Post your own favorite obscure films below.

Worst Cartoon Character of All Time?

July 20th, 2011

Here’s a list of the 21 Worst Cartoon Characters Of All Time. They got number one right. The rest of the list is more mixed, but I haven’t seen all the cartoons on it.

In the interests of gathering a more complete sample, here’s a poll for the worse cartoon character of all time. Some are from that list, and some I came up with on my own. Add any additional nominees in the comments.

What is the most annoying cartoon character of all time?
Scrappy Doo
GodZooky
Rubrik
Davey (from Davey and Goliath)
Orko
Lisa Simpson
Elmira
Snarf
Snagglepuss
Grape Ape
The Great Gazoo
Mort from Family Guy
Shinji (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Peggy Hill
Zapp Brannigan
Someone else I’ll list in the comments
  
pollcode.com free polls

Recent Library Acquisitions: Traycased Edition of Jack Vance’s Dangerous Ways

July 19th, 2011

Vance, Jack. Dangerous Ways. Subterranean Press, 2011. Ultralimited PC traycased edition, one of an indeterminate number of signed, leatherbound copies beyond the 26 lettered copies.

I don’t often buy traycased editions (I have some for Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, Joe R. Lansdale, and some Cheap Street authors, since they regularly did traycase editions for their “Publisher’s States” of books), but a book dealer offered up this Vance traycase as part of a number of Subterrranean Press PC editions for less than the original (long-sold-out) published price, and I snapped it up. It’s a rather imposing traycase (I’m not sure if you can see it in the picture, but the title lettering has a somewhat metallic sheen, like burnished copper), though there are two small oddities about it: 1.) The rounded spine edge of the case looks nice, but it prevents the case from laying flat while it’s open, and 2.) The left-side folds into, rather than outside, the right hand part of the traycase holding the book.

Still a very attractive production. Click to embiggen.

Three Trailers for Movies Howard and I Will Be Reviewing

July 18th, 2011

Since trailers for two of the films Howard Waldrop and I will be reviewing for Locus Online have recently dropped, I thought a trailer roundup was in order:

Cowboys & Aliens, directed by Iron Man‘s Jon Favreau, is up next on the guitar:

In November we’ll be reviewing Hugo (AKA Hugo Cabaret, based on Brian Selznick’s The Invention of Hugo Cabret), a steampunk children’s fantasy from Martin Scorsese:

Which begs the question: Will Hugo be up for a Hugo?

Next year comes John Carter, AKA John Carter of Mars, AKA A Princess of Mars) directed by Pixar’s Andrew Stanton from a script written by Michael Chabon: