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Congrats to George R. R. Martin & Parris on Their Nuptials

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Those crazy kids, rushing off into marriage after a mere 31 year courtship.

Stanley Kubrick’s Iron Man

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

Those are some mighty fine posters, posters.


(Hat Tip: John DeNardo’s Twitter feed.)

Chewing on Bob’s Burgers

Monday, January 10th, 2011

So, I finished watching Bob’s Burgers, and thought I would delay writing about it until today because I’m incredibly lazy I wanted to ruminate on it for a while. The short description is: It’s not great. Not awful, but not great.

A few random thoughts:

  • Right now it seems more than a little generic (family with three kids: lord knows we’ve never seen that on a Fox animated Sunday show).
  • The setup (small business owner vs. the bureaucracy) has the potential to be good, but most of the restaurant gags already seem stale.
  • I like two of the three kids, but the quiet girl and the father don’t do much for me.
  • The mother, with her generic New York Jewish Mother accent, does less than nothing for me. If you talk like that, you damn well better look like Fran Drescher if you want people west of the Hudson to endure your voice.
  • The edgy stuff (the suggestions of cannibalism, the funny daughter putting up a notice for a hamburger special called The Child Molester (“it comes with candy on the side”)) didn’t bother me (after all, I watch South Park), but the “can’t remember my wedding anniversary/old boyfriend” business was so old it might have been written by Henny Youngman. (No, scratch that; if Henny Youngman had written it, it would have been funnier.)
  • Every now and then there was a funny bit, but there weren’t enough of them.
  • I don’t want to write it off entirely, because the first episodes of animated shows frequently suck (have you watched “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” recently?); it might very well get better.
  • I was able to watch all of it, unlike Sit Down, Shut Up (I’m amazed that lasted all of four episodes).
  • It’s still better than The Cleveland Show, which I couldn’t last beyond the first commercial break of the premiere, and even that took willpower. Every time since I’ve happened to catch part of it, something would make me turn it off before two minutes had passed. It seems that every time Seth McFarlane creates a new show, his old shows become half as funny. Which is why I gave up on Family Guy shortly after the O.J. Simpson episode.

I’ll probably watch the next episode of Bob’s Burgers, but if it doesn’t improve I expect it to fall off my list well before Fox axes it 6-8 weeks from now…

Bob’s Burgers: Flash 1/3rd of the Way In Report

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

So it’s the first commercial break for Bob’s Burgers, the new animated show after The Simpsons on Fox. So far, I’m sort of enjoying it, not because it’s great (it’s OK: moderately funny, too predictable), but simply because it’s not The Cleveland Show

Christopher Walken in Space

Friday, December 31st, 2010

Today’s random New Year’s Eve image stolen from Fark:

Happy New Year!

Nobody Worry Bout Me

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

In which the true meaning of Christmas turns out to involve 100% more Kenny Loggins than you ever expected.

From the Bottom Shelf of the Direct-to-DVD Bin I Stab At Thee

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

And speaking of cheesy movies about oceanic killing machines, they’ve made another film version of Moby Dick, only instead of a 19th century whaling ship, it’s a 21st century nuclear sub. Barry Bostwick plays Ahab. (Brad’s had a pretty good career in Hollywood, all things considered.) A trailer indicates it’s every bit as good as you would expect:

Wow, that may actually eclipse Pinocchio in Outer Space as the worst adaptation of Moby Dick ever.

Can Moby Dick vs. Crocosaurus be far behind?

(Hat tip: Belmont Club.)

Howard Waldrop and I Review Skyline

Monday, November 15th, 2010

Over at Locus Online. We were not impressed.

Sadly, Skyline 2 is already in development.

As the first post put it in this Fark thread:

Skyline was a bigger budgeted SyFy movie of the week. I am waiting for the sequel, “Skyline vs MegaHorizon”.

Howard and I Rave About Monsters

Monday, November 1st, 2010

Over at Locus Online.

Read the review, but the short version is that we really liked it. Here’s the short trailer:

The problem with that trailer is that it makers you think the movie is something from the “BOO shock” school of horror films, and it really isn’t.

And here’s an interview with director Gareth Edwards:

If it’s playing anywhere near you I would encourage you to see it.

New Wile E. Coyote Cartoon

Friday, October 29th, 2010

Coyote Falls:

Given how very badly it could have gone (audio very NSFW), they did a remarkable job of capturing the original’s virtues.

Now if we could just get a worthy new Daffy cartoon…