And speaking of cheesy movies about oceanic killing machines, they’ve made another film version of Moby Dick, only instead of a 19th century whaling ship, it’s a 21st century nuclear sub. Barry Bostwick plays Ahab. (Brad’s had a pretty good career in Hollywood, all things considered.) A trailer indicates it’s every bit as good as you would expect:
Wow, that may actually eclipse Pinocchio in Outer Space as the worst adaptation of Moby Dick ever.
Can Moby Dick vs. Crocosaurus be far behind?
(Hat tip: Belmont Club.)