Archive for November, 2013

Last 3 Days To Get in On the 2014 John Picacio Calendar

Monday, November 11th, 2013

I meant to put a word in on the 2014 John Picacio Calendar Kickstarter but Stuff and Things got in the way.

Anyway, now that it’s in the last three days, your time to join it is running out. The project is already funded, but I get the impression it won’t be sold in stores.

It’s also a chance to support his ongoing Loteria card project:

If you like art and need a calendar, you might want to go over and get in while the getting is good…

Shoegazer Sunday: DIIV’s “Wait”

Sunday, November 10th, 2013

For your Sunday doze of shoegaze, here’s New York’s DIIV with the NSFW-ish “Wait.”

2013 Comikaze Cosplay Expo Video

Saturday, November 9th, 2013

Putting this up because I’m sure that John DeNardo will want to know about it for SF Signal, and in no way because it has lots of attractive, scantly clad women in it…

Silly me. I didn’t even know the U.S. had a cosplay expo.

Also: Oh my…

Library Additions: Odd Gaiman and Swanwick Items

Wednesday, November 6th, 2013

If you collect everything an author wrote (or, in my case, everything they wrote which has been published as a separate items), you can end up with things that stray fairly far from what most people think of as “books.” Here are two recent acquisitions that may cause more than one collector to go “What the hell?”

  • Gaiman, Neil, with David McKean. Mythological Creatures. The Royal Mail, 2009. First edition folded broadside, legal-paper sized printed cardstock, two-sided, with six stamps in attached Mylar pouches, Fine. Collectable stamp folder with six mini-stories by Gaiman, one for each mythological creature on the stamps, with Dave McKean art. An odd item I only recently became aware of, and one that may frustrate Gaiman completists a few years hence…

    Mythical Creatures

  • Swanwick, Michael. Tumbling. Dragonstairs Press, 2013. First edition micro-chapbook original, 3″ x 2 3/4″, #10 of 50 signed, numbered copies, Fine, new and unread. Bought from the author at the 2013 San Antonio Worldcon. Dragonstairs Press is Swanwick and his wife, and they do short run Swanwick chapbooks. This one is even a shorter run than their usual 100 copies.

  • The Day of the Dead Memes

    Friday, November 1st, 2013

    Here, on the Day of the Dead, it’s time to remember those who were once briefly (if inexplicably) popular, but which have now largely passed from our consciousness.

    I’m speaking, of course, of dead memes.

    Once they roamed wild and free across the Internet, but now these memes are largely dead in popular culture. Consider this a Whitman’s Sampler of the once-popular memes.

    Dead Memes

    The Dancing Baby

    This computer-generated dancing baby was one of the first Internet memes, so popular it evidently showed up on an episode of Single Female Lawyer Ally McBeal. (Kids: Ask your parents what an “Ally McBeal” was.)

    Mahir (I Kiss You!!!!)

    In the early days of the Internet, people started putting up home pages willy-nilly with only a basic understanding of HTML and little-to-no taste or guiding aesthetics. It was a different era, when Geocities roamed the land.

    Into this era stumbled Mahir Cagri, a Turkish man with diverse interests and a shaky grasp of English. “I like music , I have many many musicenstrumans my home I can play. I like sex.”

    If you had an email address in 1999, chances are pretty good someone forwarded you Mahir’s page…

    Hamster Dance

    Basically rows of animated gifs of cartoon hamsters dancing to a silly, sped-up song. There were many offshoots and parody pages as well. I remember an “Objectivist Dance” page with animated dollar signs…

    Bert is Evil

    A website that claims Sesame Street‘s Bert is an agent of historical calumny, and has the photoshops to prove it.

    Briefly flared into worldwide consciousness after 9/11 when radical Muslims incorporated an image of Bert with Osama Bin laden into a street sign supporting the terrorist.

    All Your Base

    Are belong to us.

    Domo-Kun

    A Japanese plush mascot chasing a kitten in divine retribution for your Onanistic sins.

    Badger Badger Badger

    A short animation of badgers, mushrooms, and snakes set to self-referential music, in an infinite loop. The surrealist Internet hit of 2003.

    David After the Dentist

    Woozy little kid gets filmed after dental surgery. Hilarity ensues.

    Boxxy

    Teenage girl makes video. 4Chan gets hold of video. Flamewar so epic that 4Chan grinds to halt ensues.

    So look on these dead memes, ye mighty lolcats and ponies, and know that one day you too will pass into obscurity…

    See also: Charles Mackay’ Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds