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Shooting at Kansas City Chiefs Facility

Posted on December 1, 2012 by Lawrence Person

I know the Chiefs are sucking pretty bad this year, but shooting up the place won’t help. Arrowhead Stadium is on lockdown and one player has reportedly been shot. Putting this up mainly because I’m not seeing anything on Google … Continue reading →

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Spider-Man, Spider-Man/Commits Assault? Yes He Can!

Posted on November 26, 2012 by Lawrence Person

Spider-Man, Spider-Man Did you arrest the right Spider-Man? Get the one for assault? Outstanding warrant? His own damn fault. Oh yeah! You got the right Spider-Man!

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Book Signature Faker Allan Formhals Found Guilty

Posted on October 27, 2012 by Lawrence Person

An antiques dealer accused of selling books signed with fake signatures of famous figures on eBay has been found guilty of some of the charges he faced. Allan Formhals, 66, of Milford on Sea in Hampshire, was found guilty of … Continue reading →

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Forged Book Signatures in the UK?

Posted on October 16, 2012 by Lawrence Person

One problem book collectors face in assembling a collection is the possibility that some books sold as signed by the author actually have forged signatures. (This is why I won’t buy a book with a Philip K. Dick or Robert … Continue reading →

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Ceridian Benefit Services is a Scam

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Lawrence Person

To: Ceridian Benefit Services CC: United States Department of Labor Dallas Regional Office 525 South Griffin St, Rm 900 Dallas, TX 75202-5025 Dear Ceridian Benefit Services, You have asked me to fill out your “Consumer Satisfaction Survey” concerning my recent … Continue reading →

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Attack of the Zune Spam Zombies

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Lawrence Person

Microsoft discontinued the Zune (i.e., their unpopular iPod clone that, despite coming in brown and being able to “squirt” songs at other people) back in October of 2001. So why am I still getting the same braindead Zune-related comments spam … Continue reading →

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Serial Killer Followup

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Lawrence Person

You may remember my mention of Robert Ben Rhodes (the truck driver accused of torturing, killing and raping as many as 50 women) who was awaiting trial in the same Big Spring, Texas jail that also housed child-abusing polygamist Warren … Continue reading →

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That Didn’t Take Long: Warren Jeffs Found Guilty

Posted on August 4, 2011 by Lawrence Person

“A Texas jury convicted polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs of child sexual assault on Thursday.” Which is to say, the same day the “defense” rested. It’s like that episode of Get Smart where 86 is on trail, and the jury … Continue reading →

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Crime Blotter Update: Warren Jeffs Trial Nears End

Posted on August 4, 2011 by Lawrence Person

You might remember my previous update on convicted polygamist Warren Jeffs, former president of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Jeffs is on trail for child sex abuse of one of his 12-year old “wives.” The … Continue reading →

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This Week in Criminal Stupidity

Posted on July 27, 2011 by Lawrence Person

Protip: If you’re trying to sell meat door to door out of a truck, don’t try to sell to a game warden. Especially if you don’t have retail truck dealer’s license. And you’re wanted in California for burglary. And the … Continue reading →

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