Posts Tagged ‘crime’

Spider-Man, Spider-Man/Commits Assault? Yes He Can!

Monday, November 26th, 2012

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Did you arrest the right Spider-Man?
Get the one for assault?
Outstanding warrant? His own damn fault.
Oh yeah! You got the right Spider-Man!

Book Signature Faker Allan Formhals Found Guilty

Saturday, October 27th, 2012

An antiques dealer accused of selling books signed with fake signatures of famous figures on eBay has been found guilty of some of the charges he faced.

Allan Formhals, 66, of Milford on Sea in Hampshire, was found guilty of eight counts of fraud and two of possessing articles for the use in fraud.

He was cleared of two counts of fraud and the jury was unable to reach a verdict on three further counts.

Previously.

Forged Book Signatures in the UK?

Tuesday, October 16th, 2012

One problem book collectors face in assembling a collection is the possibility that some books sold as signed by the author actually have forged signatures. (This is why I won’t buy a book with a Philip K. Dick or Robert Heinlein signature unless it’s a dealer I trust or has some sort of providence.) Because such fraud is hard to prove, and the average amount lost to any single book signature fraud is probably well south of $2,000, I imagine the crime ranks only slightly higher for police fraud squads than busting counterfeit Pog rings, and such fraud is seldom prosecuted.

But “seldom” doesn’t mean “never.” In England, book dealer Allan Formhals has gone on trial for 15 counts of fraud, “accused of selling books on eBay signed with fake autographs of public figures including Winston Churchill, Robert Louis Stevenson and Pablo Picasso…Police also found the forged signatures of JRR Tolkien, Oliver Cromwell, Elizabeth I and Marie Antoinette at Mr Formhal’s home, the court was told.”

This is why you should be suspicious of anyone who promotes “flatsigned” books (i.e., only a signature and no inscription) as being superior, since such signatures are easier to forge. “The longer the author inscription the better” has been the usual tradition in bookselling, and I see no reason to abandon it now.

But at least science fiction collectors should take heart that it could be worse, as fake signatures are a much greater problem in the realm of sports memorabilia, where such fraud is a constant problem.

The Formhals trial is still ongoing.

Ceridian Benefit Services is a Scam

Friday, August 24th, 2012

To:
Ceridian Benefit Services

CC:
United States Department of Labor
Dallas Regional Office
525 South Griffin St, Rm 900
Dallas, TX 75202-5025

Dear Ceridian Benefit Services,

You have asked me to fill out your “Consumer Satisfaction Survey” concerning my recent dealings with your company. This I am happy to do.

The background: My contract position ended and I elected to continue receiving health benefits from Blue Cross of Texas and sent in my COBRA payment to Ceridian Benefit Services, to whom the contract agency had farmed out their COBRA fulfillment. Despite this, when I went to get a prescription refilled, my pharmacist told me my insurance had expired.

Calling Blue Cross, they said they had not received official notice from Ceridian that my COBRA had been paid up. Calling the Ceridian Benefit Services support line (which, I now understand, goes to a call center in the Philippines), they confirm I’m paid up, say the information had been sent off, but said they would send it again.

I am now going to condense multiple calls to both Blue Cross and Ceridian, in which your representative repeatedly stated the information had been emailed/faxed/etc. to Blue Cross, and Blue Cross still had no record of it, despite getting verbal assurance on the phone that I was covered and that the information was on the way, stories that seem to change every time I called.

Only by contacting my former employer several times, and emailing ContinuantServices@ceridian.com, was I able, after 45 days of paying for COBRA, to get Ceridian to actually transmit the information to Blue Cross.

Moreover, my Blue Cross support representative (I was able to get the same one on the line, as opposed to different people in the Filipino call center) said that plenty of other people had experienced problems with Ceridian.

In the publishing industry, there are several firms that were infamous for “payment upon lawsuit.” Ceridian seems to be cut from the same cloth.

Moreover, my experience seems to be the norm among those having to use your “service.” On Epinion, 35 people have rated your service: one gave it four stars, the other 34 rated it one star. Let’s pull up some quotes, shall we?

I have continuously paid my continuation of services premium to Ceridian for four months. Yet I have never been ‘covered’ according to my insurance company. I have also called Ceridian during each of the four months. They have assured me that they will ‘submit a request for service update’. Which when I call to check on submission, has never happened. Last week when the third ‘request’ was submitted, I asked to speak to a supervisor. After being on hold for a while, I was told that the supervisors were all busy but that they would ‘submit a request to have a supervisor return my call’. I asked how long they thought that would take. I then reminded them that their prior ‘requests’ for things had not resulted in action being taken. In fact, my most recent ‘request for service update’ was an ’emergency request’ (their words) and was supposed to only take 24-48 hours. It has been six days and the service update has still not occured. The ‘supervisor’ called me back 48 hours after my ‘request’ and said that they service update had been made and that my coverage was active. I called Blue Shield (my original insurance co.) and my coverage was NOT.

I was laid off after a decade with my prior company, and for the first time in my life, have had to use COBRA. My understanding was that the coverage would be “seamless” — but apparently I knew nothing about Ceridian! First of all, I was provided with paperwork which indicated that I could register online — that was completely false, as they had no record of me, and when I talked to them on the phone, they told me to wait 7-10 days. (Which I understand is their standard fake answer…) So I talked to my former company’s HR people, and they told me to mail in the paperwork via regular mail, which I did. The check was promptly cashed, and eventually, they acknowledged payment in their system. But they still have yet to inform my insurance carrier of the premium payment. In the meantime, I have paid them the premium, but cannot get prescriptions filled or see doctors. I have basically paid for 2 months of nothing!!! Ceridian is a scam, which basically preys on those who lose their jobs and have no choice but to elect COBRA coverage, and the hope of Ceridian is that you will either (a) die, or (b) get a job before they get around to covering you. Either way, they pocket the money for doing nothing. Pretty neat racket, huh? I intend to file a complaint with the FTC, and if I can’t get anywhere with that, a federal class-action lawsuit — possibly even for RICO violations, as this is unconscionable in our current economy.

Ceridian is the worst company ever! Do not choose it for anything! The staff positions would be better filled with elementary school children. These people cannot enter information correctly into their computer system nor answer a phone in a professional tone. No two staff people will tell you the same thing, and each monthly bill will be a different amount. I called about my account and these morons would not let me get passed the authorization of my account because they had the wrong address entered in their system, yet somehow the bill made it to my house every month. To make it worse, instead of listening to what I was saying, the repeatedly inturrupted me asking “tell me the other address we have on file.” How should I know what address you have on file? I’ve lived in the same place for 32 years! Then they stopped my coverage for the delinquent payment of a penny, yes I said it- a penny. This company should be put out of business. I will call every better business bureau, every newspaper, even Obama to try and warn people about their service practices.

Here are some more complaints:

I sent Ceridian the amount due for Cobra. I was shocked when the drug store informed me that my insurance had been canceled, so I called Ceridian and they stated it was a billing error on their part and should be resolved in a couple of days. The representative stated that as soon as the error was corrected, Ceridian could notify my Insurance company and I would be able to get my prescription…that was 3 weeks ago and many more fruitless calls to ceridian, and still…no prescription and no insurance coverage. The representatives always saying the same thing over and over and over again…they kept giving extremely vague, senseless excuses.

I am also involved in a Ceridian nightmare and have been for the past 6 months. I still don’t have resolution.

My opinion is that Ceridian is not a “service,” it is a criminal enterprise run by thieves and engaged in systematic interstate mail and wire fraud. It is my opinion that Ceridian takes money from the recently unemployed, then, instead of passing the portion due onto the insurance company, takes that money and then fails to inform the insurance company. It is my opinion that Ceridian does this unless someone is willing to scream loud enough and long enough to convince someone outside the call center that they’re not going away, at which point someone at Ceridian is evidently authorized to actually comply with the law and inform the insurance company that COBRA has been paid.

How proud Ceridian executives must feel when they go home at night! “What did you do today, daddy?” “I stole from the unemployed, honey!”

No company should ever use Ceridian for anything, ever, and know that if forced to use them for any service, at best it will take multiple calls to get them to provide what you have already paid for, and at worst they will take your money and leave you with squat.

Attack of the Zune Spam Zombies

Monday, May 7th, 2012

Microsoft discontinued the Zune (i.e., their unpopular iPod clone that, despite coming in brown and being able to “squirt” songs at other people) back in October of 2001. So why am I still getting the same braindead Zune-related comments spam I’ve gotten for the past two years?

“This is getting a bit more subjective, but I much prefer the Zune Marketplace.”

“The new Zune browser is surprisingly good, but not as good as the iPod’s.”

“Hands down, Apple’s app store wins by a mile. It’s a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune.”

My theory is that someone out there sells a ScriptKiddie Comment Spamming Kit that includes pre-loaded Zune comments as the example payload text, and most spammers never bother to switch them out.

Now if I could just figure out why I keep getting comment spam promoting a washed-up rapper…

Serial Killer Followup

Friday, March 30th, 2012

You may remember my mention of Robert Ben Rhodes (the truck driver accused of torturing, killing and raping as many as 50 women) who was awaiting trial in the same Big Spring, Texas jail that also housed child-abusing polygamist Warren Jeffs.

Rhodes has been sentenced to life imprisonment rather than the death penalty. This is disappointing, since he was already serving a life sentence for murders committed in Illinois and if any U.S. criminal currently behind bars in the U.S. deserves the death penalty, it’s Rhodes. But he’d been awaiting trial since 2009, which suggests there was some problem with prosecution evidence. And since he’s already 66, there was a good chance Rhodes would have died behind bars before the sentence was carried out anyway…

That Didn’t Take Long: Warren Jeffs Found Guilty

Thursday, August 4th, 2011

“A Texas jury convicted polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs of child sexual assault on Thursday.” Which is to say, the same day the “defense” rested. It’s like that episode of Get Smart where 86 is on trail, and the jury comes back with a guilty verdict in less than 30 seconds. “They must have decided in the hallway.”

So, how’s that “I’ll be my own defense lawyer” thing working out for you, crazy pedophile polygamist guy?

Crime Blotter Update: Warren Jeffs Trial Nears End

Thursday, August 4th, 2011

You might remember my previous update on convicted polygamist Warren Jeffs, former president of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Jeffs is on trail for child sex abuse of one of his 12-year old “wives.” The defense has just recently rested in that trial. Will he be convicted? Well, since:

  • The prosecution played an audio sex tape of Jeffs have sex with said 12-year old while three of his other “wives” watched, and
  • Jeffs is acting as his own attorney (oooo, bad idea, space cadet, albeit not as bad as being a crazy pedophile cult leader);
  • Signs would point to Mr. Jeffs spending more time in correctional facilities in the near future. (Insert you own joke about the new “wives” he’ll meet there.)

    This Week in Criminal Stupidity

    Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

    Protip: If you’re trying to sell meat door to door out of a truck, don’t try to sell to a game warden.

    Especially if you don’t have retail truck dealer’s license.

    And you’re wanted in California for burglary.

    And the truck you’re driving is stolen. (Scroll down to July 18 on the link.)

    Today’s Fark-Ready Headline: “Did mother’s urge to play Yahtzee cause son to strangle her?”

    Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

    The family involved seems a wee tad dysfunctional. Mama Mason’s boys (yes, there are three involved) don’t seem like the sharpest points in the punch-kit:

    The charges said Jacob Cobb strangled his mother on the living room floor. Then he or his brother Andrew put a plastic bag over her head and tightened a belt around her neck. Clemens allegedly drove her body west to South Dakota, then east to Glenwood, Minn., before storing the corpse in a garbage can in a shed for months until the ground thawed enough for the two elder brothers to bury it.

    Sounds like the makings of a good Coen Brothers movie. Or a bad Joe Pesci movie…

    Bonus One: The climatic battle scene from the South Park episode “You Have Zero Friends”.

    Bonus Two: Body Count’s “Momma’s Gotta Die Tonight”:

    (Both of those are a little NSFW…)

    (Hat tip: Bill Crider.)